Howmanheyman

I loathe the likes of the mail and the fact that a massive part of this country's problems for years now has been the press and their owners telling the gullible how to think reinforcing bollocks like 'our boys' false patriotism and the like. We've genuinely got the worst press in the world considering the likes of Russia and North Korea have got a metaphorical gun to their heads and not much choice.

This is what conservative leaders don't have to worry about and for all that you can laugh at the mail for being the mail there's a lot of people out there who lap this shit up.

Can't wait for kick off, like. I'm all aquiver with anticipation.

The jammy bastards. Every game they play is a cup final. Gutted.

They're everyone's cup final. After Ipswich, obviously.

"Meanwhile in division three, lower league supporters on Wearside were having fierce hate wanks over my one minute report on their game on Saturday, calling me a Mag bitch with a smelly kipper as they shot their bolts into their crispy bedsheets."

They're losing to Shrewsbury at the minute. They might have to give Look North a miss on Monday at this rate?

Can't help themselves.

At least the mackems can say they beat that years league champions 9-1 away which is more than poor Leicester fans will be able to say. (I'm sure they'll cope).

#PrayforDawnThewlis The mackems hate her yet I couldn't tell you the last time I saw her or any of the rest of them on Look North or Tyne Tees. Who the fuck waits till Monday teatime and the regional news shows to watch the weekends goals and get their take on it in 2019? (I mean, we all did it at some point. Some point in the twentieth century. They really are at least twenty years behind the times in certain aspects).

Doing it on purpose now, surely? Just muddying the waters constantly to keep people off track and normalising everything?

The mackems did something similar when a coach went to the wrong ground, can't remember now who it was?

I'd suggest shop window time for him if he doesn't want championship football and obviously the club won't be too far from that thinking with the six year deal.

He's got form....

Fucking hell! Who's the author? Rabbi Fuki Kuki-Owwooooo!?

Only for those that didn't trudge through the 80s at SJP.

Thought Man U were odds on to get at least a draw today. It's amazing how certain games can pull you out of the shit, (look at Sunderland v us!)

The tories have absolutely done a job on the BBC after years of slating it as left leaning.

It's going to take a great/lucky signing in January to keep us up as we're going down with this strike force.

I reckon 3-1 to them as well.

Definitely a twat. I'd still love to give her a good scudding, pull out, blast my Colombian Cuckoo juice all over her chest while she looks down to see I've written 'Vote Labour' with it as I shooting my bolt. She'd then look up at me wiping my cock on her expensive curtains saying, 'I preferred Suzy Dent and Carol Voderman, tbh, (sniff),' before pulling my pants up and leaving the building for a pint.

I'm picking this fucka as my Man Friday if I'm shipwrecked on an island.

I'm sure they have my interests at heart as they always have.

Nope!