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Tory. Par for the course.

Or Peter White. One of them.

Peter Withe.

I'm on nightshift this week, Rob.

You think they're bad? You're going to blow a gasket when you get round to reading the Evening Chronicle.

Var giving arsenal a second go of a saved penalty as both teams players encroached the area, arsenal then score the retaken pen. Former arsenal player Alan 'boring brummie cunt' Smith lapping it up.

I've heard the Don is looking at Oxford's stand behind one of their goals with envious glances in a bid to cover up empty seats......

It's a mixture of prolonged propaganda by a media very much in favour of the conservatives with an underlying hint of doing anything other than vote for 'Boris' and chums is not being patriotic to Britain. Also it questions their mental facilities and to admit that they've been stitched up by their failure to see through the Eton chancers is something they just aren't prepared to see.

"58 mins: fan a few rows back shots 'That's TWICE you've been for a piss! Tie a knot in it, man!' to laughs from the crowd. Shelvey tries to put in Joelinton through on goal on the right but is intersepterat, intersexual, err, robbed by Ferdinandino. More as it comes."

Anyone interested in finding out any of the chants from man city fans? "57 mins: bloke two seats from the aisle in row RR upper Gallowgate goes for a piss"

RTG's match thread on us is a thing of absolute beauty. Fewwwm. Every fucking comment about us from the commentators pounced on as ever. 'Do they not love a striker in the midlands?' 'Fucking Barcelona fans not bothered when messi scores?' Bless them, they're funny and bitter as fuck.

Cracking goal after another bottle job by the ref with that 2nd yellow. Fucking disgrace. Pleased with that, never saw it coming.

Get up!

The front three look like they've never played together.

Virtually same team and formation that made Villa look like Barcelona with the ball are taking on man city. Not looking forward to this, like.

Ordered the oneplus 7 pro as it had £100 knocked off so £599. Probably way too much stuff on it I'll never need or use but I've had the oneplus 1 for about four to five years so hoping for at least the same with this one.

First with the good news as always for his loyal punters with the added bonus of a pat on the head from Penfold and Concur.

Santa unavailable for comment. (Ho-ho-ho!)

The very few times I've been in the arena it's felt utterly soulless and that's going back to when it was fairly new. It almost mirrored the change from football grounds with their own identities to some of the identikit stadiums that sprang up around the same time as the arena.

Why do sky always put us on? He's after publicity and he wants us to help him out. Fuck him.

Way before my time.

(Cough) I'm generation XXX.

I can clear this one up, Tom. I believe they're 3rd division footballers.