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So the cunts are trying to roll out not paying you a pension till your seventy five. I absolutely fucking loathe these sick bastards with a passion, I was never happy about it upping to sixty seven but this is a piss take. I managed to catch a bit of the BBC news review this morning and yesterday. Not a fucking peep. How the fuck is this not on the news? It affects every working person in the country. It's getting rid of the state pension for a lot of people and even the ones who'll qualify mightn't have much time to 'enjoy' it. Fucking middle England, the biggest set of deluded masochistic wankers going continually voting in these evil vermin. Zero chance I'll be able to do my job at sixty odd never mind seventy five and my work pensions won't cut the mustard for that length of time in between retiring and getting a state pension. The conservatives are truly poisonous. This lot put Thatcher in the shade.

Not a bad shout.

Kudos to Ashley for hiring Bruce to take the heat off himself.

Joelinton booked out of frustration. It's like an early season remix of McLaren and Mitro.

It's called 'heterosexual' round here, like.

Brewcagation

That header, man. 50p heed.

(Roger Tames voice) 'Shades of Riviere there from the Brazilian.'

Almost one and a half games in and it looks like no fucker has a clue what's going on. If only we had a manager who relentlessly coached and drilled them and had a plan all week?

The daughter's boyfriend is going to his first away game today. Poor cunt.

Ex-Norwich player is Brucey. He always looks out for their results just like all the other clubs he's been at as well as looking out for his boyhood club. He has a reminder on his phone for all of them.

You know that knob who did the championship games for sky? Didn't like us much? Prutton? Do they have a similar journeyman for league one? "And as usual we're joined by ex- Wycombe and Bradford striker Billy Arkwright. Billy, this is obviously the game of the season at the stadium of light today. Can you tell the viewers what players to look out for as some of them might not have a fucking clue who any of them are?"

Clash of the (Div 3) titans. And it's live.

Dinner time KO. Arsenal v Burnley. And it's live. And I'm just not arsed about it.

Aye. Shirt, tie, jacket, Steve McQueen's and slippers.

Anyway, @Gemmill, you back from....checks copious mentions in posts.....err, Zanzibar, yet? (Fish's girlfriend and J69's working for the NHS posts coming under serious threat, here mind).

Had a recorded video interview. If this is the future I'm fucked! Horrendous.

I quite like Gabby Logan as it happens, Crouch seems a decent lad as well. I'm fucked if I'll watch that, though.

As they say in Warsaw, 'tuff shitski'. Family comes 1st, 2nd 3rd and 4th. Sounds to me like your place has a lack of employees to cover which is of their own making, no doubt. Fuck'em.

There really is a cabal of mysterious Tyneside businessman who plot alongside local authorities to keep Wearside in Tyneside's economic and cultural shadow.

Didn't hear a lot of 'getting behind the team' from what I saw of the game.

Everton must have one of the biggest weirdo online presence in the PL iyam. It's very similar to the online mackem MO and I reckon the underlying reasons are the same. Bizarre.