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Watching this on Polish TV. Can't understand them but the commentary far better than BT and Sky. Just talking to my daughter about NUFC, cups, famous games, seasons etc. Look at us now. Fucking pitiful. 0-1.

Adam from Silksworth will sort it once the Don passes on the agent's phone number.

Just waiting for him to clear a ball out and the commentator to say 'ave it!' Genuinely looks like a 5-a-side player and even has grey hair.

Meanwhile, in Classyville..... Wouldn't want to be that kids agent, right now!

I've mentioned the show to the missus who liked them but she's said she isn't bothered about it and I just can't bring myself to watch them as they got on my tits at the time.

Aye, I wish the North East's votes were as powerful and important in general elections as they seem to have been in brexit. 'WELL THAT'S WHAT THEY VOTED FOR!' Already an excuse to fling at us up here for a continuation of neglect that other regions/towns who also voted that way won't get as much of. Boils my piss a bit, actually.

Shaqiri always seems to look a bit simple or is it me? A European version of the daft lad from Father Ted with the I shot JR shirt. (Sean?)

Watched A Christmas Carol (1984 George C Scott version) on Christmas Eve, watched Where Eagles Dare a few days ago. Love them both even if they don't have any parts where people phase in and out of physical realms.

Against Arsenal and Man U, the failure to correctly yellow card players thus sparing them a sending off later in the game, doesn't really count as a bad decision as it's virtually part of the official laws of the game now.

Apart from the seriousness of this, (which most on here know), is it me or is she the double of Jennifer Lawrence?

That's as good a shout as any but I'm going for wrongly given pen to truly twist the knife in the wound of the one not given to us down there. That was a piss take and a half as he didn't even give a corner.

I do give a fuck but we'll get beat. What'll make it worse is we'll be in with a chance at some point and the ref will make a bad, crucial decision in their favour.

Well there was going to be an announcement before the Man U game so looking forward to that!

Happy new folks. Expecting nothing from 2019 personally other than the normal shit. Hope I'm wrong!

Harry Hill with a wig and a new jacket.

I hope Fish's bairn turns out to be a lass. It'll be for the best.

(Just finished the laughing phase as I post this).

How'd I miss this?

One for @Kid Dynamite on the weird North Korea advertising thing going on at Blyth Spartans.....

Thought we looked ok till Shelvey came on. Ref gave us fuck all. Again. Commentator was a knob. Again.

Rangers gave a lot more than I thought they were capable of. Deserved it although that's probably the worst two sides quality wise that I've seen in that fixture for a while and the bar is very low. The away allocation would've helped Rangers cause. Don't know what the score is there but it's not right in derby games.

3 mins stoppage time? Can see one of theirs getting sent off the way they're committing niggly fouls. Obviously the ref needs to buck a fucking massive trend but I can feel it in my bones. Good goal but if diame could pass a ball it could've been two. They started well but I don't think they fancy defending. Joselu misses that goal.

I concur.

At least 'Shola' had a well loved life and died of natural causes unlike the poor budgie MURDERED by the butcher of Boldon a couple of years ago and left under the soil in his back garden during one of his routine projects that went wrong. Take solace in that.

Don't fall for it, lads. Kid claims he's called 'Adam' but it clearly says 'Yomar' at the top of his post! If he asks you for a light in the pub then LEG IT!