Howmanheyman

My thoughts to a tee.

We've probably spent less than 15% of Man Citys squad so that's about right, not embarrassing.

Well taken Murphy, son. Getting bollocked from the wife because I'm shouting at the TV about causing grevious bodily harm to this BT commentator. Unlucky!!! Good job we're still in the game, eh, 'fletch'?

Mitro's holding play is just as shit as Joselu if not worse.

????? No.

Aye, 3, 4, 5 even a 6 goal beatings the new normal under the King.

"Plan B now' I want to knock this cunt out now.

This fucking 'Fletch' commentating here needs a dig, like. Can't abide his inane drivel.

They're shiting themselves, man.

Could be worse, could you imagine Colo and Williamson out there?

Surprised he's starting Shelvey for this game unless he expects his other midfielders to pick up his lack of work rate. We haven't had a player sent off for a good while so think today's the day. Hope we give BT viewers a fucking stinking game to watch and sneak a point or three. (Aye, ah knaa. )

He'll live, don't worry.

The man is a cunt, he absolutely does not have the clubs interest at heart and has no intention of selling unless he gets a mental offer way above the clubs value. The parasite could sell at a minor profit and still feel as though he's came out on top with other substantial spin off benefits but no, not Mike Ashley. I could honestly never tire of hitting his apologists and lickspittle media friends never mind jabba himself. He's ruined a decade at the club and I feel for anyone who can't remember a NUFC where he hasn't been around. I'm a working class bloke in a sometimes shit job. I'm the epitome of the stereotype who lives for the weekend for his football club and it would be great if you could just give it up till he fucks off, (I've done it before), but the reality is you still care, you still watch games albeit on TV, it still pisses you off. He can either sell up or die of a heart attack, I'm easy.

I think they split up when Easy mutha-fuckin-E died.

Mark Hughes doing a great job, *Geoff. *It's 'Jeff' isn't it? Ah well, closer than @PaddockLad with 'Derek'.

1. When was the last time you saw your penis without looking in a mirror? 2. This football lark, opinion is currently divided on you finally getting the hang of it. Everyone and his dog say you haven't, CT thinks you have. Who's right? 3. How's your health? Any clogged up arteries or anything?

Fucking cockney wankers.

In our case he's got to be near to a trademark issue I'd have thought with the 'nufc' name? Why the need? He's already got a sports shop and a website for it. I don't buy that he bought us just for some fun although no doubt he enjoyed his honeymoon period while he could.

I think it's a strange thing to do tbh. He registered ours, he registered Rangers, it would be interesting to see what other clubs he or his 'team' registered as a domain.

Why buy a domain with the name NUFC. Direct? He already sold shirts to fans from his sports shop.

VAR sounds like the leader of an evil intergalactic empire.