Howmanheyman

What's gannin' on here, like?

I'd just assumed he was a Mackem by his gormless look, attire and FTM he has across his gear.

Lizzie a wrong withdrawal away from trickling down the Queen mother's thigh many years ago. Gawd bless Bertie's aim that day!

Her Majesty, the Queen of the spunk that safely made it from Bertie's sack to the Queen Mother's egg, also has investments in Brighthouse who aren't shy in giving the poor a TV or washing machine on the very expensive never-never. Gawd bless 'em.* *Including poor William who's letting on there's too many people on the planet despite him getting his lass up the stick again. (She just has to lie back and think of England, surely?)

They need to win 14 out of 30 games and they'll probably stop up, no doubt they'll draw some which will be a big problem if those draws come more from the 14 wins than the 16 losses if you catch my drift?

Give it a rest, man, you absolute peanut.

Half the 16,000 are only out for 'Wee Phillies' pre-match whatever he does.

Reports they're after McCoist, they're not happy but then you see this post on the topic..... "The Mags will gan on like the world's biggest pastie has landed on their doorstep" Err.....What the fuck?

I once had a sports teacher who threatened to pull me off at half time which was fucking ok with me as my old sports teacher just used to give us oranges and water instead.

As bad as it's been for them they're still not 'marooned' which is why I also think they'll stop up.

He would've had more bad tackles but would also have had far more time on the ball back then and obviously would've had even more time in 'ligue urn'.

El Trampico is a good name, Tom. ('Rather be playing Newcastle' derby just as apt).

He wears a tight fitting leather glove at the club fancy dress parties.

We all saw it but I will say, when you need an out ball and you're struggling then it's usually a plus to put on a fresh winger. I couldn't quite believe how bad Murphy was in his 8-10 mins. We regressed even more and the times he could've broke free or kept possession but gave it away was frightening.

Good lad, Troops.

I'm with Alex on this one, mind. Talented when he fancied it but a bit of a fanny.* Have you been talking to Spurs fans by any chance? *take Beardsley, supremely talented footballer who grafted his bollocks off unlike hoddle.

Aye, it's getting on my tits how brexit is being solely blamed on the North when you've got any amount of southern towns going for it.

Me too with the wife before kids/marriage. The steam from the shite was thick in this one. All I remember was Paltrow and the scouser from bread who wrote it having smoke blown up his arse from the British media circuit before they realised it was a bit shit. Never seen or heard from him again.

I wondered why he kept ruefully rubbing his arm in the testimonial as though it had recently been forcibly twisted.