Howmanheyman

He was going to make a 'Marvel' analogy but thought of the 'films you've watched' thread and couldn't handle reading Fish's long responses.

I hope this Lejeune shows the same backbone as he did when he was fighting against Javert.

"ah personally drink bleach to help iz get through the day trying to think of nufc stories but yee stick to crack if yiv got the wedge."

Well then that'll be one pie he hasn't got any fingers in.

Twitter editor for ex-NUFC foreign footballers. (Who maybe don't know better).

My first thoughts, too. Give him his due, mind, he's not exactly shy is he? beats working for a living I suppose.

Just beat me to it.

Like a new signing!

Take a look at @DMReporter's Tweet: https://twitter.com/DMReporter/status/881122079600521216?s=09

Slug's a bit much, mind. He reminds me more of a dopey bluebottle fly keep whizzing up against a small closed window when there's big French doors wide open directly below.

Aye, not like a Mackem to miss a NUFC link?

One of them defending the appointment of Grayson: "What had hughton and Wagner achieved before brighton and huddersfield?" Err.....?

He did put some aloe vera gel in the fridge, 'just in case'.

Theya've got Simon Grayason He's not owt geet amayazin He's from Preston He knows the mess theya in.

Pinching that.

Aye, but what was he doing/wearing?

I'm all for it. You can just call me 'His-Maj' for short.

I just don't get the mentality to get your phone out and start recording anything bar a family event or something, let alone a potential death. Some fucking weirdos about, mind.

Heard the manager's office toilet took a severe hammering when Allardyce was at the club, it even had it's own confidential helpline.

Jimmy 5 bellies tagging along for the craic and the scran.

Thought it was pretty average tbh and the plot diversions didn't help either. It wasn't shite but I'd hoped for better.

Aye, that's how I'm seeing it go ATM.

HRMC haven't knocked us back, the accounting dept don't think we're entitled to it. We bought bathroom gear last year and got vat knocked off at sale after filling in the form. A couple of years ago we paid in full at our old house but went back a few days later for vat refund but the wife reckons this was because we didn't have appropriate docs on us at sale. In this instance we paid up front in 'sale' early Jan whilst building of extension was still in progression.

Bit of advice required; We in the past have had bathrooms installed to suit my missus and have been able to fill in a form with the companies involved which us back the vat on the costs due to the Wife's disability. We got a kitchen ordered a few months ago and queried whether this was the same as we weren't so sure. We went to a well known business and were assured by the manager of the place that he dealt with the forms all the time and it was ok. He then gave us the form to be filled in by the fitter on completion of the job and to be handed back to themselves who would send it off for our refund. I stressed that this needed to be correct otherwise I wouldn't be buying the kitchen we'd picked but would get something different and was assured it wasn't a problem. Anyway, after the job was finally completed with adjustments it turns out too much stuff was ordered and returned three weeks ago. I still haven't been refunded yet and last night the wife had a forwarded email from their financial dept saying the kitchen didn't qualify after we handed them the completed form. So the £2000 ish I was expecting back isn't going to happen. I've looked again at hrmc rules and they may be right but it also states that suppliers must pay vat back at sale and it's up to suppliers to make sure exemption is appropriate and both parties must not fraudulently try to claim vat exemption. As far as I've read it this manager has intentionally or not, fraudulently sold me a kitchen at the wrong price. I'm obviously going to see them in the next couple of days, (I'm in the middle of 12hr nightshifts ATM). Have I a leg to stand on? I've contemplated small claims and also the police if I get an attempted brush off. I'm fucking boiling over this as with the DWP business I'm already £10k down till our appeal hearing having bought our former motability car.