Howmanheyman

A plastic 'ter'.

Absolutely. RIP.

@Happy Face I must have your bubble too as I've only seen a few 'placaters' telling 'everybody', (nobody in mine or your case), to chill out.

'Bally' and 'Catts' to have a bare chested knuckle fight for the right to take training. Loser has to sign a years extension on their contract.

There's also a Japanese car thief called Nikki Moto who has even less to do with it.

Simon Grayson has said he isn't interested in the Sunderland job. Also, Larry Grayson is 'shutting the door' on any chance of managing Sunderland as although he's actually dead, he still wouldn't want to be seen there.

Obviously his inexperience shining through in his tweet.

Anyone had a go or own one of these? Bought one primarily for the youngest daughter's birthday but obviously we all had a go. It's the Sony VR headset and I couldn't believe the technology tbh. Had a go at a shark cage game which was great but the next two games was a VR addition to her star wars game plus a halo type game which knocked me nauseous. I've never been one for travel sickness but can only think this is what it was as my mind was tricked into moving fast whilst sitting on a static settee, I played both the latter games a day apart and was sound before I put the headset on. Anyway, amazing technology if you can take it, ( @Dr Gloom surely has one!)

See the daily mail has printed pics of the bloke whose fridge allegedly caught fire. I'm sure there'll be plenty of backslapping going on at the DM offices and bar tonight.

It's came as a bit of a supplies to me too, tbh.

That's closer to my thinking than other views on here although tbf I usually am a bit pissed at games.

Stop being a plick, meenzer, I was only libbing him.

I think the remaining installments on Sissoko are quashed if they sell him and Spurs let us keep all the gate/TV money for the opening game v Spurs. #spursfanlogic

I think that kids Korean, not Chinese. Delete your post now before Rayvin goes fucking light.

Spurs game will be changed, knocking bet. (Probably a fucking Mon night).

Hearing the Chinese buyers are actually half Geordie hence the interest, brothers Hoo Yee and Aye Yee both massive NUFC fans, apparently.

Might be closer to the truth than you think?

I think it'll look great with EFL logo on the sleeves and the championship name and numbers.

Well done Wolfy, keep it short and sweet, your other jokes are far too long.

Wouldn't be the first time, Malcolm Crosby and especially Mick Buxton were genuine head scratchers. I still think to this day that Buxton was just a bloke walking his dog past Roker park and got offered the job as the manager who was due for an interview never turned up.

Still a shit state of affairs when a campaign as disastrous as May's and a performance to match as well as all the benefits from labour's manifesto STILL has the Tories clinging on by their fingernails. Brexit and has completely fucked this country.

When they knock on the door for their money you put the £15 in their bra's, or in the 32" waist crotch area in the mankini scenario.

My last house was 5 bedrooms and we paid £6. Are your potential window cleaners females dressed in bikinis while they wash your windows or something?