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Alan Pardew - Poltroon sacked by a forrin team
Howmanheyman replied to Kid Dynamite's topic in Newcastle Forum
Tbph, sky aren't much better. Fucking awful standard these days and not even the pretence of impartiality, once upon a time sky would have one ex-player of each team featured but that's a while ago now. Honestly, if they were in a bar spouting their shit they'd be fucking laughed out of the place if they were lucky.- 10610 replies
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Alan Pardew - Poltroon sacked by a forrin team
Howmanheyman replied to Kid Dynamite's topic in Newcastle Forum
Damn straight as shaft may have said.- 10610 replies
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Alan Pardew - Poltroon sacked by a forrin team
Howmanheyman replied to Kid Dynamite's topic in Newcastle Forum
That presenter, scholes and Mcmanaman could basically say what they like. I've heard their shit too much. It matters not a jot what they say, two are heavily influenced by their ex-clubs and their own prejudices, the other is a fucking arse licking cunt who supports Norwich but is basically a star struck pleb as his club obviously doesn't give him enough respect to say fuck you to two ex- good footballers but two present fucking plums.- 10610 replies
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Generic small time football blather thread 2015/16
Howmanheyman replied to The Fish's topic in Newcastle Forum
Oh what a night!Late march in nineteen seventy What a special day for essembee What a derby, what a night. -
Imagine being stuck in an absolutely shit, monotonous job where the the shifts drag on, everyone hates being there and you can't wait to get a better job? Anyway, that's enough about the Sunderland players.....
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Generic small time football blather thread 2015/16
Howmanheyman replied to The Fish's topic in Newcastle Forum
Saw a thread on RTG where a Mackem is urging people to go along and support S Shields as N Shields supporters are all Mags who sing anti-safc songs and are all EX-GREMLINS. Cue a poster telling him he's talking shite but the lad is adamant they're all ex gremlins heading down to South Shields. There's loads on there love post about bother whether fictional or not. (Usually fictional). -
Don't shoot the messenger!
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Can the forum's most boring cunt, (J69), tell a certain someone via myself, why a week doesn't go by without him mentioning this certain someone who he wouldn't say anything bad to their face?
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Moussa Sissoko signs for Spurs for like £30m or WatEVA
Howmanheyman replied to Park Life's topic in Newcastle Forum
Because they're pissed off arsenal moved to their neck of the woods from Woolwich and tried to muscle in on their territory.- 1745 replies
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Generic small time football blather thread 2015/16
Howmanheyman replied to The Fish's topic in Newcastle Forum
Fuck this shit, we didn't vote brexit for nothing! Get that poppy on the shirt in the time honoured tradition of the last couple of years! Up yours delors!! -
The Secret Diary of Lee Ryder (aged 44 and a half)
Howmanheyman replied to Craig's topic in Newcastle Forum
"Fuck it, beef vindaloo, because the Knight is no tikka masala puff. Me puntas like their cathedral on the hill reports shit hot from yours truly, me arse also likes shit hot anah'll. Lol! Laters." -
The Secret Diary of Lee Ryder (aged 44 and a half)
Howmanheyman replied to Craig's topic in Newcastle Forum
I once saw him outside asda in longbenton on his mobile no doubt talking to one of his snouts or contacts. Think I heard him asking whether they were having the curry tonight or just getting a pizza in?(Must've been Tayls he was talking to). -
He's slowly morphing into Gollum. His precious is the 3 points he hasn't got anymore, he wants it, his precious, nasty Mags'es has all the precious points'es.
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Generic small time football blather thread 2015/16
Howmanheyman replied to The Fish's topic in Newcastle Forum
Football kits, especially international ones, are all over the shop anyway in recent years. Look at England's ATM, man. It's almost as bad as the daft fuckers who play in it. Scotland should be wearing England's current shorts and socks, England should be wearing Scotland's shorts and get their white socks back. The last few years have seen some of the worst international strips I've ever seen with traditional kits being almost phased out by the likes of Nike. -
It's nothing to do with cost cutting to prepare for relegation, it's cost cutting because they're skint.
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Think it's just the 17 more points than us they've dropped this season with five less games played.
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Read somewhere that Hull took in more from gate receipts than SAFC very recently. Can't confirm it, mind.
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Recommend me a good restaurant in Newcastle
Howmanheyman replied to Anorthernsoul's topic in General Chat
No idea, a kid at work put me onto it as it's his brother who owns it. I've only been twice. -
Recommend me a good restaurant in Newcastle
Howmanheyman replied to Anorthernsoul's topic in General Chat
I didn't crowd fund it, mind. -
Recommend me a good restaurant in Newcastle
Howmanheyman replied to Anorthernsoul's topic in General Chat
Anyone tried that Zapatistas in Ridley Place? If it's a choice of a quick bite to eat in here or somewhere like McDonald's there's no competition. -
Film/moving picture show you most recently watched
Howmanheyman replied to Jimbo's topic in General Chat
No bites at all. (Mind, tbh I doubt Parky knows 80% of posters on here, anyway).