Howmanheyman

Don't worry about it, man.

"Hell's teeth, Aimaad22! You have spoken too soon, damn your eyes!" "Its.....it's.....it's the famous charge of the 'we're playing well we just have a tough start' brigade! This is all your fault! You wouldn't let it lie."

You worked in the NHS?

No chance we'd forget them while you're around, essembee.

"So this ginger bloke then walks up to my desk in the jobcentre and tells me he's just quit his job and can I get him another job for about £50,0000 a year that is nicer?'

Went from being optimistic that Mike has all this football malarky sussed now, to being optimistic of finding the next Anglo-Saxon million pound hoard.

He's been a wanker for years, man, trouble is some of the journalists were all starry-eyed about him and it was great he was on their 'manor'. If he had a brummie accent, managed us, the Makems, Villa or whoever and went on the way he did he'd have pelters off them years ago.

Been on top form, you, lately. I always said, give these yanks time to settle on here and they'll eventually get the craic.

Pack extra underpants. You don't want anymore bowel adventures at the airport.

Good to hear, Esteban.

Not when it takes about ten minutes of deleting and starting again till it's right.

Fantastic times at that age, record little bits of them on the sly then forget about the recordings for a few years. You won't appreciate it as much now, but a few years from now you'll be almost in tears when you hear their voices. RE the HP stuff. I wish I had your transferable skills if it does go tits up at work. You'll be fine, mate. (P.S. It took ages to write this properly as I'm fucking arseholed).

I've more respect for essembee than half the knackers on Sunday supplement and their serious faces they pull to look serious. They're just hacks with a daily grind to write something to keep themselves in a job. Ever been in a bar and heard some fucking no-mark talk a load of rhubarb about football? That's them that is.

Thauvin, by the way. Hope it's just a case of him finding his feet but from what I've seen so far it's not looking too good is it?

You just know any mackems reading my last post on this thread will now be desperately googling a German link to Sunderland, even if it only finds a mackem swapping shirts with a kraut on holiday.

Met three black & white kamerads yesterday in the Strawberry, or should I say 'Erdbeere'? Over to support the Toon as they were from our twinned city in Deutschland and they felt our club/fans were 'real' and not placca types. I don't know whether this shows we still have some global pull or it's the German equivalent of kids from the Midlands going up to support Stranraer in a kind of modern ironic way.

That's more than sky will do if they're not showing a game, when they're not showing a game, the game is erased from consciousness like the CIA getting rid of the human trails to a Whitehouse cover up. (That last sentence should set the bells ringing if we're all getting tapped up electronically from the US of A).

What does that bug eyed little cunt know about my expectations? Took my little'un to her third match yesterday, she's now seen us lose 2-1 three times to the might of Swansea, Cardiff and Watford all at home. Fanks Mike. And once again, how many fucking times will we bemoan the lack of a left back? It's beyond embarrassing how an established PL club have been so blase about this position through the last few years.

Is Bob Wilson still doing it these days and has he put us down to win the cup this year?

When ambitions match attendance figures we'll be alright. The ' know your place' brigade will say it's irrelevant which is funnily enough how I feel about their opinions.

Congratulations. Hope things go well with your lass and the bairn.