Howmanheyman

Is English your mother tongue as I've had to read this a few times and still not sure I've got the jist of it?

Gouffran is their next pick if HBA fails medical.

http://www.sunderlandecho.com/sport/football/newcastle-united/forget-what-alan-shearer-says-claims-about-newcastle-s-latest-messiah-rafa-benitez-are-a-myth-1-7920381 As much stick the Ronny rightly gets, can you imagine an actual newspaper putting something like this in? Even calling the ground the sports direct arena? Fucking small time non entity of a club/place/paper.

In Germany I'm Johann, In England I am john. On TT I am Essembee On Wearside I'm royalty.

What the fuck is wrong with being over 40, living with your folks and liking S club 7? I tick all three boxes and I don't have a learning disability. (although I do have a sore cock from over-masturbation from watching S club 7 DVD's).

You're right apart from the deserving credit bit.

Nah. It's generally a bit quieter on here now.

I forgot about Kevin. He was err, special, wasn't he?

I blame MF. Hairy handed cunt seems to have lost the ability to post boobs. The fucking Forest Hall window cleaning twat.

I was very stressed around that time so that would explain my irritation with asm.

If quiff is ASM he's calmed down a lot and is nowhere as obnoxious. Just read that thread from the first few pages. I think I was quite calm with asm.

Couldn't give a monkeys. Tbh, I'd struggle to name who's currently in the frame for certain positions or is it still about Rooney?

I have the greatest respect for you phish/son of Sam/wearside jack, but Lord, you are no nearer to answering essembee's question than you were the other day.

Mmmmmmmnnnnn..........microwavable gravy soil.

Rafa: "stop fucking about, let me sort it out." Ashley: "OK, Rafa, let's do it your way." Rafa: "ok, you have my lists of scouts, physios, and players I want, who is going to secure them?" Ashley: "Rafa, I'll get Lee Charnley on it ASAP, whatever you want, Lee's your man." Rafa: "stick your job up your arse, señor."

You just can't beat craic like that. Well you can but I've no intention of smashing my phone with a hammer.

:lol:

Did you miss Mick McCarthy's season at Sunderland?

Essembee is like a dog with a bone here, mind.

I have the greatest respect for you phish, but lord, you are no nearer getting the best of essembee than when you first started posting on here a few days ago.

Aye, that's right. He's started so he'll finish!

If toontastic lasts for a thousand years they will say this was essembee's finest hour.

Ban that phish kid as well while I'm at it.

What the fucks going on with this knacker getting the freedom to post constant shit on here?

I remember me and 3 others being in amongst your lot on the 7 sisters when Beardsley scored the winner. We had the whole of that end, top and bottom yet somehow ended up walking to the game surrounded by spurs fans. Anyway, a police van put it's sirens on screamed past and all of a sudden you heard all the 'fackin camm on' bollocks as a load of spurs fans got all danny dyer and got all bouncy on their tip toes. None of us had colours on so they didn't know we were Geordies till at that very moment, one of us, who wasn't really a big football fan decided it was the appropriate time to shout out if anybody wanted a spare ticket for the Newcastle end? Loads of the tippy toed bouncing Danny dyers turned in our direction and took one look at 'knackers' who shouted out and maybe due to the fact that although he wasn't a big football fan, he was still a Walker lad and happened to built like king Kong's older brother, they had second thoughts and decided to bounce on their toes in another direction. Always think of them when I see or read these hooligan books being advertised. 'Our firm' fuck off, man.