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There was mostly Walker/Byker on those buses but they also had a shop in South Shields and we went through the tunnel to pick the South Shields Mags for some games. I reckon I seen more bother from the sand dancers and the east end lot over who got the back seats and who out of the 'value travel' clientele were mackems or not than the actual fans of the clubs we played.

You mean you didn't look at dirty mags while smirking tabs out the window in school just like what CT did?

My one and only encounter with a load of 'Rugger' fans was after an away match at the West Ham match where Mathie scored for us and we won 4-2, (1994?). We stopped off in some Southern town and there was a load of the cunts, some Welsh kids, (They'd played Wales), and a few Sherman Tanks who were stationed at an air base not far from the town/village. The Welsh lads were fucking sound, the Yanks were lightweights and the English rugger fans were among the biggest set of bell-ends I've ever set eyes on. My little mate who you know was asked 'are you English?' as he attempted to get past this doilum to go for a piss and was attempting to stop him. After the rest of two buses from 'value travel' of Shields Road, Byker, traipsed in, then Jeremy didn't quite seem so cocky. Can't for the life of me remember the name of the place but their was a fayre on and if you go there and look carefully, you might still find Jeremy's arse lying on the floor next to the bogs. (We also got stuck in front of a car after the game which had FA chairman Graham Kelly in it. The traffic was horrendous and Kelly at first tried to smile at the stick he was getting but as the time time passed started to slink further and further into his seat wishing he was fucking anywhere other than where he was).

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fp_ss0ZSgBk

Fuck sake, Stevie, say what you mean, man! (I sometimes post on here during the games).

Fucking druggies the lot of you. Good job me and the straight edge wizard are keeping it real.

Looks like something for bed patients.

A bucket?

Obviously too scared to touch her in case of accidental semen spillage.

To be fair, I'd no idea what bong was when CT brought it up on here. Is it known as something else in God's country? (Puts tin hat on).

Zoom! ......you chased the day away..ay...ay.!

Sounds like Gloomy and pals are a walking WKD advert.

No he's a Jaffa.

Aye, I was just saying the other day that the wedding season almost killed me this year.

Aye it wasn't too bad.

Doctor Who was, is, and pretty sure is going to stay an absolute, steaming pile of shite.

Taking my youngest daughter to this and breaking my boycoutt for a game as it's not fair her missing out because of me. Hoping and thinking it'll be third time lucky for her after two losses v Swansea 1-2 and the same scoreline v Cardiff. 2-1 to us.

Watch out for what you're doing at the end just in case rigor mortis sets in, Stevie. Bloke I knew was buried with the biggest, cheesiest grin anyone had ever seen. He died with a smile on his face and rigor mortis kept that smile till the grave. The rumour was he went out knowing he'd won the lottery, another rumour was that he'd shot his bolt after a night with a lass half his age. Turned out that the lad, Paddy, was actually hit by a bolt of lightning which killed him. He thought he was having his photo taken.

Int sunalan brilliant! > <

Aye. My Auntie would also have been a great Uncle if she'd only had a cock.

Another good reason to ditch sky. Don't miss their craic at all. Motherfuck him and John Wayne Gary Neville.

I'm not God, but it is an easy mistake to make, to be fair.

I understand Spurs fans feelings about Sol Campbell, it was a blow and he was a good player, but they way they go on about Colback? FFS, man! (I realise him getting picked in the first England squad after his transfer would've seen them writhing around the floor like a bunch of Gollums chanting 'we hates them, we hates them', but still.)