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Howmanheyman

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  1. Trooper would sort this daft cunt out, no bother, then get their lass to make his tea while superspur shouted for help from his 'firm'. Fucking gutted I missed this knacker. :lol:
  2. Is the lass in your pic who you're currently stalking, by the way?
  3. I can just hear the dulcet Mackem tones now, 'Rafa ther-a gaffa-eah'.
  4. :lol: If you're not a Mackem then this has to be one of the most tragic posts I've read on here.
  5. Imagine SAFC having two strikers of that calibre. You'd have to imagine to be honest as it has never happened.
  6. I completely understand them being over the moon and gloating to be fair, but their craic is truly tragic. Honestly, as angry as I am with the zombies running nufc, I could still take a laugh from the mackems at our expense, it's just so far they've spectacularly failed to do it on here.
  7. because on RTG he's an eminently bigger Fish than he would otherwise be on here. On here he's a stickleback, (no offence, fish), on RTG and by RTG's standards he's fucking jaws. Here's an FTM to keep you happy.
  8. They don't give a fuck, man.
  9. Massive fucking lads fan, FTM! Massive fucking lads fan, FTM! Never give a reason, never give a rhyme, Stupid fucking mackems, Say it all the time.
  10. FTM: "knock, knock.' Marra: "who's there? FTM." FTM: "Have you heard it?"
  11. This is the departed soul of Derek from the other side, tell my Doris I left the key to the safe in the biscuit jar. FTM
  12. Do you, Mr Mackem, take miss Mackem, to be your lawfully wedded wife? I do. FTM. And do you, Miss Mackem, take Mr Mackem, to be your lawfully wedded husband? I do. FTM.
  13. I've told you before, it should be 'tin of beans'.
  14. Can't believe you lot are engaging with this knacker.
  15. Can't be arsed with no mark clubs, try QPR for your fun.
  16. Honestly, fucking whatever it takes to get rid of Ashley will do for me. I'd take 4th division football for fan ownership.
  17. Fuck off, chronicle, be brave and go for the organ grinder.
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