Howmanheyman

"There wasa only one club I wanted to signa for, buta they woulda not have me, so I signa for thees manky mob insteada."

"Wait a minute, they've signed Borini?"

Did you tell him that carrying sex toys on shift is generally frowned upon in the NHS?

I don't know anything about 'tongue in cheek',what is this phenomenon you speak of?

Pollo means chicken. Just saying.

Gives him loads of space to hit it where most players would then stands and watches it. 2-0 now and again, Buffon goes down like a subbuteo keeper.

Finds a Roman coin with his detector now thinks he can comment on two civil wars in the late Roman Republic and how much air time is appropriate for that centuries tumultuous period. (I enjoyed the first series as it happens, as well).

Yes, it is very strange.

Does Buffon not do free kicks anymore?

We've gone a full season not replacing players. Mitrovic being suspended for three games is not going to play a part in us getting another striker.

Watching the craic on bt's European football show before the Roma v Juventus game. How can the channel that gives us fucking owen and savage get it so right with the foreign stuff?

No worries, PL had diarrhea trickling down his legs the first time we had a pint.

To be fair, he was rather excited to meet me one time in a Town bar the name of which escapes me. Not sure if he pissed his pants in excitement or whether it was a case of leaking white wee-wee, either way he was generally over-awed.* *Apologies to J69 for discussing this 'real life' situation, I just haven't the time to get a room when I can post on here instead.

Need to do better than that, marra.

(This cunt can probably vote).

It's a shame mourinho never managed the mackems then.

Cheers, Gemm, saved it for future use. (Nice jumper, by the way).

I think a few on here, myself included, thought he'd do ok with them, initially at least.

Bring him back! Bring big Al 'The King' Pardew back! He's fucking great.

Some great pics of on here of some old stadiums......... https://twitter.com/HOMESofFOOTBALL

Said it was a dangerous tackle. I abohred him when he reffed our games, (usually against the likes of man u/arsenal), its not a shock to hear his thoughts.

Howard Webb saying colo's yellow was deserved, lucky it wasn't more. :lol: I shouldn't be surprised with that cunt judging by his games with us.

Expecting a stewards enquiry from bt after the game about the penalty decision in the first half. Only thing he's got wrong all game, don't you know?

Stupid cunt. Sick of red cards for idiots.