Howmanheyman

Zip it, Zanetti.

Makom: "You need to be channeling the property in a more pro-active way, I can show you how if you have enough foot soldiers to do the spade work for me? I honestly don't know how you think you can be a success in the estate agent world with your current philosophy, I really don't. Staggering." Rightmove Estate Agent: "Err, ok, Mr Makom.......so do you want to look at that one bedroomed flat you phoned about or not? I'm not quite sure what your answer was?"

Much love x

I can be nice, Catherine, don't be so shocked! (He offered me a tenner).

No surprise with Austin, like Ings it was never going to happen. Don't fancy Bamford at all on the admittedly, limited times I've seen him. We're a fucking joke with penfold running the show, doing his best to please his benefactor, big Mike.

@ makom Having met Gemmill I can tell you he'll do just fine with the ladies. He's fit and healthy, got good craic, tall, decent job, good looking lad, has his own place, no kids/ ties. I'm sure he'll be beating them off with a shitty stick. (That's a pint you owe me roomba-man).

Well looked what I missed. I'd be full of sympathy as break ups can be really hard what with the kids and stuff it's really, really tough. But you don't have kids do you? You jammy bastard! Fill yer boots, wor kid!

By the way.

Is that the correct answer or just empathy?

A waste of space? Nobody knows the point of them?

Ah! A bit like Gemmill on the metro reading Jilly Cooper, then?

Sounds plausible enough, CT.

Thank Christ someone's on the ball with the real issues. Chez, there's a business section on BBC breakfast around 5.30 where they always have a financial expert on reviewing the papers. Any chance you can go on next time you're in London so we can see you in action?

Don't think you hear many people calling others 'buddy' to be honest. 'Guys' on the other hand.........

My problems not in the same league as yours, Esteban. Was worrying but, fuck it. Really pleased things could be on the up medically for you, wor kid.

http://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/newcastle-uniteds-nearly-team-19956-9466350?

Aye, hope he doesn't ask who's cock it is.

Lee Ryder reading this thinking, 'Ha ha Ha, they've fucking crucified that daft cunt, Wraith, like.'

FYP

As you're all dying to know....... Was given a letter which stated I was going to be charged with gross misconduct which was a sackable offence. Anyway, went in last week, gave my side with plenty of anecdotes, plenty of evidence, dates, times, meetings etc then went in today to see the Area Manager, (prick-boy-manager's boss) and an HR lass who is new. Instead of the sack I got a minor warning and thanked for holding my hands up to losing my rag and putting up with junior dick boy. Reading between the lines and in the area manager's own not too discrete clues.........I've fucking hammered the nails in this cunts coffin. He'll be gone by the time the Christmas decorations come down unless he jumps first. Plus he's going to have to tread pretty fucking softly in the meantime. Looking forward to him announcing he's moving on to a 'new opportunity' before he's shoved. Moral of the story; Don't take shit in the workplace, know your rights, keep a record, don't be a cunt and get on with people, but most of all..........make sure you get up very fucking early in the morning if you want to catch me out, ya fuckas!!!

Great to hear mate!

:lol: I couldn't put my finger on who he looked like. Nailed it with 'Ming'. You watched it the whole way through? Kudos, Howay, I just listened for a minute.

Thought this was going to be a thread about Mako.