Howmanheyman

"Didn't feel it man, daft cunt."

Midfield is nowhere, striker anonymous.

Caicedo, no accumulation of fouls for him?

It's a lot easier to book NUFC players it seems?

Barnes has been atrocious.

Barnes FFS

Bruno

Daft thing is Chelsea have still got away with murder despite the red card.

Red all day.

Knocking bet he books one of ours for a first foul.

TNT, the chump's chumps.

Whatever the result there'll be someone explaining how and why it happened on YouTube after the event.

It'll either work or it won't. Here ends the tactical analysis.

I might get a dog just to do that myself.

She's got my temperature rising.

1881 is the correct date but officially it was 1882. They officially changed the name in late 1891 iirc but again, officially it was classed as 1892. I've a programme from the 80s and the club is founded in 1882 on that and also some NUFC picture I had as a kid. The first I'd heard the club mention 1892 as the official line was in 1992 which was an excuse for something to shout about for a club in the 2nd division. I did think the pre season tournament that year between us, Boro, Real Sociedad and Sporting was something to do with it but that was called the 'Newcastle Exhibition super challenge cup' apparently? I do recall a few people scratching their heads, me included at the 1892 figure because as stated, it was officially classed as 1882.

Bournemouth turning into soft touch Bournemouth, getting knocked off the ball. I hope you get some people down there telt, @PaddockLad.

Spurs and Man U will be Euro focused and not give a fuck as well as being shit. If they win this they're getting another six points afterwards playing those chumps.

I completely avoided the scores, not on purpose and glad I did. Everton won 3-1 at Fulham, could be a case of us getting the six points from Chelsea and our bitches, Arsenal first just to be on the safe side?

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The front runners were Newcastle Rangers, Newcastle City and Newcastle United, imagine (MLF klaxon!) if we'd gone for one of the other two?

Leaked option for the new crest....

I remember talking to an Irish kid who swore we used to have a mad shirt with the 'no smoking' sign on it. After I stopped laughing I pointed out that it was West Bromwich Albion who had that one.