Howmanheyman

Completely agree, his Chelsea win was a home banker with me being at graft but the cap is doffed for today with me being off.

Paid for by the sowdeyes that cunt.

Apparently they're moaning about the ball being over the line again for our goal?

Fucking love beating these cunts, what's their excuse this time?

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We're shit at corners mind.

The goal itself was pretty lucky really. #RTG

Playing well, corners are a concern because they're good at them but we've limited them other than that, a second would be very gratefully received.

Get in!! Like Tino v Barcelona!

I hope so.

Champion now saying longstaff was the player the fans were calling for. Does he just make stuff up?

Merino 'never showed his best' here according to clearly clueless commentator Jon Champion.

Just put it on and they're talking to a rugby player and arsenal fan and for balance they've got Keown the ex arsenal neanderthal. Great stuff.

I watched ten minutes before anything exploded and turned it off, not in the mood for apocalypse tbh. (It had 'Rita, Sue and Bob too' vibes at this point).

If we had a good, FIT striker we could mix it up and play Isak coming off the right sometimes with the good, FIT striker in the middle.

I would be tempted to pitch a sit com about a hapless local sports reporter but my Pater didn't go to Cambridge with the head of the BBC comedy department.

I'm informed nobody came to our door, they never do, there's no bairns in the street*. I still get some fredos just in case the odd one turns up which we'll just have to eat instead. *The Jimmy Savile/Gary Glitter/Fred West posters I put on the door probably helps as well.

Are you sure 'bludgeon' wasn't an order and not the dog's name, TP?

The real life 'consideribloi richer than yow' couple from Harry Enfield's show.

Well that's one boat that's been stopped so there's a little consolation for them.

It only seems to happen when I'm at work for an evening KO and can't watch it. It's almost like a 'shit, I'm at work and going to miss it, I bet they win as well!' thing.

I don't work weekends, TP.

And you're all welcome. (it was never in doubt).

I've never knowingly seen a fax machine.

I've had a couple of 'jobs for life' that broke their word, if they can do it.....