Howmanheyman

My in-laws live in North Tyneside, the FiL has been in hospital and the MiL is disabled so they asked me to post their votes for them. They almost always have GB News on so no prizes for guessing which way they'll have voted. I was very tempted to chuck their postal ballots in the bin but I didn't in the end. Farage would have them fucked for their medical needs but they'll be conviently hidden away from those views by the cunts gaming the system.

"Time gentlemen, please! See your drinks off!" Fish: "But I've only just walked into your establishment, ordered my Pimm's with tonic and a slice of lemon cut just a little thicker, the place is empty and it's only quarter past eight?" "Right! You're barred. Get out!"

I'll take average, TBF.

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If that's us qualifying for the CL in 16th place you'd never hear the end of it being 'through the back door'.

Forest owner not looking a happy chappy. I could almost see him sacking Nuno the mental cunt.

MF's hobby almost makes him blind.

Brentford go one up!

Put Bilbao on but from what I saw against rangers they're not as good as they've been in the past so don't fancy watching them cunts getting to a final and spawning their way to a CL place. Got Forest on instead, European chasing game so sky send Andy Hinchcliffe up for it. TNT have Rio Ferdinand and Savage alongside Fletch, an absolute torture on the eardrums.

FFS, silly hobbitsis.

Went on and got three shorts but there was a couple of things I might've got that were sold out in my size. Cunts.

Wanting it to happen and betting on it to happen..... #kissofdeath Good luck!

Wasn't as good, (could hardly be), when he's in a three way continuous conversation with twit and twat.

2-2 now on RTE 2. Couldn't bear another minute of the TNT crew.

Unlucky not to get a second, they've all been good goals and almost four belters.

0-2 now. Ferdinand saying 'the Barcelona fans are shell shocked, they thought they'd be the dominant team, the dominant force'. No, camel face, that was you. (2-1 now, Ferdinand starting the bullshit back up).

'Fletch' starting his Barcelona bullshitting spiel up as the game kicks off and Inter take the lead after 30 seconds with a great move and finish. Listening to him, McCoist and the hard of thinking Rio Ferdinand is painful. I can put up with McCoist but the other two, dear christ. They're fucking clueless, Amazon can give you the stadium atmosphere sans gobshites on the mics, it's waaay past time TNT and sky got the fucking memo, spoil a game and an occasion these knackers.

Can't remember him at all? He doesn't look old enough to have been in it? Was he ever in the same scene as Kevin Costner as a baby or something?

Honestly man, what the fuck does it say for parts of this country that STILL vote for cretins like him? Whenever I go on holiday I genuinely look down on any (particularly) southern people unless they prove to me that they're not cunts.

How Playmobil heed has the brass neck to twist on for a penalty after the PSG one earlier which actually WAS a penalty is beyond me. What a cunt.

How the fuck was that not a penalty?!

Mind, that 'Norf lahndan foweva, woteva ver wevva' sang in their accent has to be the most intimidating thing I've heard since John Inman said 'I'm free!' on 'Are you being served'.

Haw-hee-haw!!!

Sky sports, asking the important questions so YOU don't have to.