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Went back to the room at our hotel, kid comes in to top up mini bar, I says no to Fanta but I'll have more moretti, he gets confused and says cruzcampo, I say, cruzcampo, moretti and Heineken are fine, he comes back full of bottles and cans of moretti, cruzcampo AND Heineken. I just start laughing, give him the internationally recognised thumbs up and say 'muchos gracias, mi amigo, Tu numero Uno trabajar in Ikos' basically telling him in pidgin Spanish that I'm very grateful and he's the best worker in this hotel' he laughed and got the drift. 😁 More as I get it.

Michaelangelo obviously couldn't get his Sistine Chapel paintings ready for the digital age so I'm sure the Vatican are looking to get someone to reimagine them for the digital age as we speak.

Even my tattooed NUFC badge looks better than that.

I really couldn't give a fuck if I never see another derby again. I've loved some of them, I've seen more victories than defeats but these days I'd be just as worried they put one of ours out for a season than anything else they do with the actual football and if they hit lucky in staying up I'd hate to see them given the chance to improve. Also you'd see them being really not bothered at all about the Saudi club during a derby, the cunts had a complete meltdown about us being given a whole end and a shit football ground bar being given over to us, they'd be no bother at all and would treat it as though they were playing Charlton Athletic or Bristol Rovers I'm sure.

On holiday so haven't seen anything but if it's Sheffield United they're going to get at Wembley then they'll win it, Sheff United are shit v NE clubs. Fancied Cov more beating them in this leg. Unless they hit very lucky with some spectacular loan deals then next year in the PL is going to be very painful for them unless I'm reading it completely wrong and their players defy my layman's eyes.

Toblerone's new, simplified, logo for the digital age.

Knew I'd get a bite. My money was on gemmill though. "Suck it, Rents." Gotta say, I love the village wedding scene where the villagers start singing to help hide Peck and co from being discovered from the reform originals, almost makes me want to order a greek village meze in tribute.

It's a luxury 5* which was picked with some planning for our 25th anniversary next month, (about a grand cheaper for the sake of a few weeks, yes please).

I love dogs, might be easier to look after now I'm PT but not sure I could get into the cleaning up after it/sorting it out any holidays as not sure the kids would appreciate the extra stuff to do when they work all week and usually sort themselves out for tea etc. it's a moot point anyway as it's never happening where the wife is concerned.

Currently in Andalusia between Marbella and Estapona, not sure if you can see it on the photo but think you might be able to see the pillars of Hercules, definitely Gibraltar anyway in the distance. The raggy is top notch by the way and that's especially the staff.

Sorry to hear about your cat, gemmill, apart from the missus being vehemently against having a pet one of the reasons that would put me off is when they die. Seen too many sad faces when others pets have been put down. If they lived longer I might've traded in wor lass for a dog.

Berb Paisley always used to give the opposition 'a bit of toffee' to not stir up a hornet's nest, Lego bonce thinks he's a clever cunt matador waving the red flag cunningly toying with the bull and he'll still think he's being cunning as he's flying through the air into the crowd after getting the full on force of a NUFC Bull charge.

That's an old joke; "You never guess what? I came into some money the other day!" "Did you?" "Aye, I spunked up in wor lasses purse."

Sunderland North is Gateshead, just like Wembley is Anfield South.

Man United, Liverpool and Spurs, particularly spurs and the mancs haven't had a lot of negativity thrown their way over just given up on the league now they have a back door chance of the CL. That's their prerogative but they've definitely been given a free pass by the sports media. An honest league? It's anything but for so many reasons.

Is Shearer trying out his pseudo Jamaican/Geordie combo accent?

I remember world of sport being on in the house and them cutting to valley parade and just seeing the stand engulfed in flames and shouting my dad through from the garden to see it. Horrific.

Depends who we have fit, they're going to be desperate to beat us and they did play well in parts against PSG. If we drop off like we have done in games they might get their win but I hope we've already got it done by the time Everton comes around and to paraphrase Delores, 'We're in his heeeeead, in his heeeaaad, Playmobil, Playmobil, Playmobil -il-il-il-il' so could well do the business again. I'll be on holiday when we play the cunts so arsenal fans will need an exclusion zone around me for everybody's sake next week.

The Dr reckons the concrete took a bit of a whack and had a chunk taken out of it but it should be ok for the Everton game, gloomy's been told to not chuck his first post match pint down in less than ten minutes.

I'm taking it our match thread was moved to parsnip?

It's pretty easy for Sunderland not to qualify for the CL that's for sure.

"EEEEEEE...ORRRRRRRR!!!"

🎶 Look at that score Such a beautiful goal And they call him Buonanotte... 🎵

We'll not be laughing when they both throw games against Villa and Chelsea.