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One time we wagged it we both had a note excusing us that we hadn't handed in when we really were bad and the teacher had forgotten about it so we knew we were ok for at least one skive. I saw my aunt walking her dog and had to quickly make a sharp exit. We then walked down old shields road and just as we got past Parsons a black car pulled up and out got Prince Philip with a couple of dignitaries and Tyne Tees cameramen. Unbelievable! I watched Northern Life that night with my arse twitching like a bunny rabbits nose in case we were on but luckily we weren't on the television clip.

A talking tree? :lol: Fucking hell, man!

Spent a fair bit of my youth in Heaton Park/Armstrong park/ Jezza dene. Wagged it a couple of times and me and my pal climbed up a tree and made strange animal noises when some of those middle classes walked their dogs. Was funny as fuck when they stopped and started to talk to other dog walkers wondering what that animal noise was. A few times we couldn't hold the laughter in and their faces was a picture when they realised they'd been had. It was a strange mixture of contempt and embarrassment they displayed.

Fuck 'em!

Tell us about it! Her elder sister is eleven going on sixteen.

I agree and thought the same.

Howay's post and essembee's post are very similar and both apt. (And funny). One gets stick and the other doesn't. Can 'daddy's cock' give us an update on his exciting season so far?

Can't stop smiling. My eight year old daughter went away with school for a couple of days and just got back at tea time. Am loving just hearing her voice telling us all about her mini holiday and all the activities they did. She didn't miss us as much we missed her as she was too busy having fun which is fine by me.

Only sky?

Is that their crack now, eh? Fucking hell.

Next home game for Sunderland......

"My job is done here, today."

He's making the odd good run and getting chances I suppose. I hate a striker who misses the target altogether and Cisse seldom does this he's just trying too much not to sky it. He needs to just get his foot through a couple when he has the keeper to beat.

Thank fuck!!! Cisse at last on instinct.

Unlucky by Tiote though.

Cisse bottled it.

Couldn't score in a brothel.

Fuck knows why I didn't put a 0-0 bet on for this. Would've been buying money.

Given was on loan there.

Almost seven games minus Remy and not a single goal scored by the side.

Phillips?

Great ball from Sissoko, great run from Cisse but the kid just keeps hitting the keeper instead of the net.

Ben Arfa for Pingel.

Let's hope we buy or loan well. We've lost our best midfielder and we're probably going to lose our best forward. That's a tough job replacing those two. It's a good job these are shit by the way.