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Also have to take into account QPR's stuttering form. If they fail to get promoted the fee will go down or they'll just loan him out again. A 2nd season out of the PL and they really wont want to be paying his wages.

Who are our main men in the transfer dealings (incoming)? Are they given a strict mandate? Are we confident we can get the quality and quantity of players I suspect we might need next year? This eighth spot might look a lot better next season depending on our recruitment in the summer.

FYP. No we wont and most players will want good wages not just BA and Remy. Rooney has squeezed more money out of Man U as they're desperate.

Cabaye had CL football when he signed for us. Remy may not get CL football if he goes although he may join a club who show him that they're aiming for CL football. We wont pay a certain wage or a big transfer fee and that's the top line.

Price and wages over a contract are one and the same when we buy a player. This doesn't factor in what happens to the wages saved if a player is sold before his contract ends. Never heard Lambese ever allude to this when discussing players salaries, it was always about the wages we had to pay out which were added to the fee even though the player may never see the contract out.

NSFM* (Seeing as it's your birthday). *Men

Pardew: “We can build on this win now and the way that we need to build is by finishing very strongly, then we can go into the summer and strengthen. “We all know that as much as we haven’t spent any money in the last eighteen months that we have got a nice little kitty there and we have got to make good use of it. “If we can do that then we can come back stronger next year.” I'm expecting about three or four players to come in reading that, probably a £20M spend absolute max. (So that'll rule out Remy which I think he's already hinting at).

Pardew: "He is going to be hot property and will get a lot of headlines, his goals could make it harder to buy him. Perhaps I will leave him out of the next 11 games."

You think it was 'big' Vurn, then?

I'm better than the tartan blanket brigade, the younguns staring into their phones and CT so you can fuck off with that particular train of thought.

'Son' Pretty coherent post compared to the normal. What's an ST 'holder'? Are you one of the post sky generation who phone talk in shows saying and use that description? Slayer: "Hi, Stan, great show I'm a season ticket holder." Collywobble: "Good man, is in your hand roight noi?" Slayer: "Wot ya mean, marra?" Collywobble: "Are yow howlding your season ticket this second, ANSWER THE QUESTION!!"

......until we fail to get a striker 'over the line'. Signs on a one year deal as a free agent a few weeks later

Happy birthday Cath! Always difficult to get presents for women especially slightly more mature ladies. Did you get, err, let's see........ A lilliput lane ornament?

I expected better from you! Des I fully understand. (Whispers- it was a joke.)

@CT

No it wasn't you. If it isn't a pair of tits you're not interested. Here, MF, Get your goggles on these.. I spoil you, mind.

He has a lovely colgate smile.

What is?

Foul mood. Parked in a disabled bay at Sainsburys and one of their staff asked me in a sarcastic tone what my disability was as I walked away from my car? "Fucking cunting Tourettes, fucking cuntchops" I replied.

Put the radio on when I was making the tea. What is the obsession OOT Liverpool fans have for ringing these national phone-ins? Scouser: "Good three points today, La, coming for a pint?" OOT Red: "You Wot? An miss my cawl to Wrighty on 606 before my train back sahf?" (This isn't the 'Generic small time football blather' thread is it?).

It's just that Mackem whos trying to pass as a Mag. I asked a Mod to put a Sunderland crest on his profile but the Mod never replied.

Cisse can't score, Remy will be off Frank Pingel may not come good and Shola might get another contract. Can't wait for next season already.

Fuck off, man you utter whopper!

The magical 40 points. 'Fank fuck fervat' [/pards]

Dan Gosling stars in a Mike Ashley production. 'player with a clause'. Never mind that shit. fucking get in.