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He'll end up at Birmingham or somewhere like that.

Can't see it, Noelie. Not yet, anyway. Fat Sham's got too many friends to spread his bullshit.

He minces on too much in a strange pissed type of Charles Dickens cockerney way and tries too hard. I don't have a strong dislike of him personally as I don't know him, take him away from the camera and he might be alright.

Now that AVB has been sacked it's nice to know that Pardew is tied down to a very long contract. Just in case.

This as well.

Don't know why, but this thread reminds me of a restaurant we went to a couple of years ago. Was superb and well to do. Anyway, after a lovely starter Garcon gave me a bowl of some kind of lemon ice stuff. I told him that I hadn't had my main course yet but he couldn't understand me. The Wife then explained to me what a lemon sorbet was and what it was supposed to do.

Drinking in rounds with lads who are out more doesn't help.

All the stuff you watch I'm amazed you haven't seen Lawrence of Arabia. RIP.

It could've been much more.

Villa Boas will be looking over his shoulder. Levy doesn't look happy. 0-5 now. Don't think spurs will be winning the title now.

That's helped with our goal difference with spurs.

0-4. Great chip from suarez.

Well it is Christmas.

3-0 and they've missed some chances as well. Spurs have been rank.

I bet his teeth knack when he has an ice lolly.

Nah. Points of view. I'll write to them instead.

Just can't take my drink anymore. Had an old pals meet up in town. Went out at five, was in the house for eleven, burnt a pizza in the oven, (again!) and have no recollection of how I got home. That's me completely cutting the booze down.

Liverpool tv been moved to sky channel 401 now?

Liverpool 2-0 up at spurs and Should've scored more. Spurs have been utterly shit, I wonder if they'll focus on that or just big Liverpool up?

Gary Bennett the Mackems ex-skipper should be on the telly, mind. He's fucking hilarious, his voice is something else.

You can stick your 'united' patter up your arse. Everyones sick of hearing about it round here.

Shearer really nails his colours to the mast doesn't he? Jamie Redknapp and Souness both played for Spurs as well. I think their fans view Alan Smith commenting on their games like we view Niall Quinn doing ours though.

The complete lack of North East representation in the media is shocking when you think of the years ourselves and the Mackems have been in the Premier League.

If you think that I reckon there's no Liverpool bias then you haven't been paying much attention. There's Liverpool pundits everywhere. Doesn't mean Man U don't get blanket coverage though.

He probably fancied playing for one the glamour boys as well, to be fair. Also a lot more chance of winning something with them than us.