Howmanheyman

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We couldn't keep the ball first half against chelsea and giving away cheap so far.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HCCyvAwbbso There's some quietly confident feeling on this today and why not? We can put some good performances on against the better teams. However, I'm with O'Neill in the vid, I've a bad hunch which has nothing to do with Quasi Modo. That confident feeling when stretching to the players/Pardew seems to bring out the worst in them. Obviously hope I'm wrong but we're an inconsistent side and we've just had a great win so.........

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cj0Fpm5jK-o Was at this game. Some twat put some chocolate in my pocket at five in the morning, (it was a noon ko), spent ten minutes at a service station cleaning it off a chocolate covered tenner trying not to ruin it. Think it was £3 to get in and £6 or £7 pound for the coach, so basically a tenner for an away game.

That shirt must have been a few years old even then if that's a he-man figure you have in your hand?

Shocking dive by a CHEAT. Not so shocking decision by a ref with stars clearly in his eyes.

I wouldn't mind getting this away one..... .......as I've still got the shorts to go with it!

Can't believe they offered you £120 for yours but only £100 for mine! Just had a quick look and found this in the back page. (Obviously mine is number nine instead). http://www.tbpsportsmemorabilia.co.uk/index.php?page=shop.product_details&flypage=flypage.tpl&product_id=2071&category_id=5259&option=com_virtuemart&Itemid=59 The one I have is this except it has 'McEwan's Lager' on the front instead. (They started switching from the blue star to McEwan's for televised games).

If I'm skint I'll probably sell the shirt I've just bought but I wont sell The Kelly shirt unless I was desperate. Was the Beckham shirt just a replica?

http://www.sportingpreview.com/gpb2013/000031.php

I asked that lot to make me on offer on an old shirt that David Kelly wore back in 1992-93 and they offered me £100. (I wasn't planning on selling but wanted a valuation).

Recommend it on monday then, you scouse twat!

Am on that adidas site now but so far far everything I've looked isn't my size the bassers!

£70 (But I did sell a few unwanted bits and bobs so in reality I wasn't out of pocket). Wished I'd kept my original my gear in good shape, now.

In superb nick as well despite it's age.

Whatever happened to Holsten pils and did you drink it?

It must've been an interesting conversation when you asked your folks about the birds and the bees, CT. ".......So Dad, when my willy gets that tingly feeling, and when the white wee-wee comes out, is that when I have a baby?"

Do they think the long, slow, drawn out 'When the Spurs go marching in' song is as good as any football song around or do they think pulling their teeth out with a rusty blunt pair of pliers is preferable to singing/hearing it?

He's most definitely droppable, his performance against Sunderland was dire, it's when he's not on top of his game that he's hard work for his teammates and manager. He's also still not in tip top condition imo. It's a hard call though as how do you know if he's going to be Villa away Ben Arfa or mackems away Ben Arfa? (Or is he going to be JFK's Ben Afrie, even?)

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Newcastle-United-shirt-SYLVAIN-MARVEAUX-Signed-12-x-8-photo/200957439770?_trksid=p2045573.m2042&_trkparms=aid%3D111000%26algo%3DREC.CURRENT%26ao%3D1%26asc%3D27%26meid%3D2535447741392787894%26pid%3D100033%26prg%3D1011%26rk%3D1%26rkt%3D4%26sd%3D200957439770%26 (Leave this on your lap top when your lass is around, CT, she may get the hint for a stocking filler).

I called 'Cain Dingle' ages ago. AND I WAS RIGHT!!

Jonas? Sorry CT, We've other fish to fry.

I'd also add his 'Mike Ashley' posts have slipped to non league standard wind ups but his HBA posts are a higher level but wont be troubling the top ten anytime soon. His 'How do you.......?' posts in the General topic section can still get a smile from discerning TT posters but overall, like his protege Shane, he might have to spend some time on loan at a gentler forum in order to hone his techniques if he's to progress to a Toontastic standard.