Howmanheyman

My youngest is getting a keyboard. (Which has a 3.5mm jack for earphones.)

A couple of years ago when my two had been sent to bed on Christmas eve I waited about twenty minutes then tip toed in the hallway to see if I could hear if they were still awake which they were. I then played a YouTube clip on my phone of just bells jingling on a sleigh for about twenty seconds before fading then tip toed back in the living room. I could hear them loudly whispering about hearing Santa and it gave me a big cheesy grin all night and was great the next day when they brought it up.

I watched it live and the playacting, the whinging, the whining was pathetic and laughable. And that was just the Arsenal fans! Two very easy to dislike clubs, two sets of horrible players. P.s. Demba Ba not even on the bench. Not sure if he's injured? He's got to be having some regrets going there?

I've a feeling he'll do ok. He comes across a bit cocky though so hopefully not.

My top Christmas tip this year for males in or around Newcastle Upon Tyne is to pop into Hollisters in Eldon Square. I nipped in to get a couple of tops for daughter 2002 and the staff were very nice.

Just fuck right off. I've never once seen any of this sort of stuff you're supposed to see with the naked eye from earth. And you want me to gather my precious young daughters who may be having doubts about Santa's existence to see Santa's sleigh and just look at dull dark grey clouds and black sky? You cruel, sick twisted man!!!!! Grrrrrrrr.

"I promise to personally relegate the bearer on demand to the the 2nd Division."

"Fuck all to do with me, Chief!"

Very impressed with Everton even if their best players aren't theirs. Heard the media say Man u were only '8 points behind leaders' whilst we were only 'going well in 6th after another win'.

Have to say, if i had the money I'd love to hire a plane with a big banner of a smiling jimmy hill on one of their crunch home games.

They are what they are. They surely realise they're as good as down? The quid thing will be a roll of the dice to get a big crowd and hope mackem passion will manage to score a winner in some home games. I think they're doomed and that isn't just 'Mag' bias talking.

Chill, Joe's on the case.

He's great.

Lee Ryder: "Alan, I got some bedsheets and a duvet from Argos the other day, but there's some stains on the sheet. Should I just ask for a refund if they offer a replacement?" Wendy Taylor-Blonde: "Lee, I'm being serious! No questions!" Alan Pardew: "Nah, Wends, darlin', I'll take this wan. Me and Mrs Pards were in a simla baht the atha day, we was all for getting sam cash back in the bank but Argos weren't having none of it. Take the mannie, pal and dahn't take none of their shit." Lee Ryder: "Ah also bought a cheap Lyon shirt in sportsdirect but then seen on BT sports that it must be last years top. Shall I ask for my money back anarl?" Alan Pardew: "Lee, trust me, there's a wide range of quality sports apparel in sportsdirect at really competive pwices, just eckshtange it fer samthin' else. mate, you know it makes sense. Besides I think there's sam sort of law where you can't get yer money back offof French shirts."

I wasn't there but all I heard was them on the stream I was watching. No doubt at all that our lot had a good chant as well.

http://www.fiveyearplanfanzine.co.uk/news/4675-crystal-palace-0-3-newcastle-analysis-ratings-from-selhurst-park.html? "Eesh! That was unexpected! Here is ark Gardiner's match report from Newcastle's smash and grab win at Selhurst." "Tony Pulis’s team selection and tactics came under question on a filthy day when Palace gave a barely adequate Newcastle team a comfortable victory in a game where we looked like having a decent shot at a point at least. Also was funny seeing a Southern hack ask Pardew if he thought Noocarsuwl could match last season. http://www.themag.co.uk/video-replay/london-press-ask-pardew-if-he-can-match-last-season-video-interview-alan-pardew-post-match-palace/?

Never really had the chance to watch it to be fair, I wouldn't recognise a character if they stood at my front door. When it comes to a lot of tv I'm like one of these old judges who don't know who Gazza is or Michael Jackson etc. Crushed dried Chilli are handy but I tend to buy real chillies and just keep them in the freezer and use them as and when. Even when frozen you can slice them a bit at a time if you don't need too much.

snap.

How many goal line clearances has he made then? As much as Simpson? (He looks much better with some PL experience behind him )

Probably be a right pair of tits on tonight as well.

Am sure we'll get indepth analysis and loads of coverage tonight on MOTD, mind. Very pleased about our performance but I expect fuck all from MOTD bar the goals.

Why?

Errrrrrrrrrrr remarkable!!!! From To RIP

On sky earlier on Merson thought SAFC would stay up as they had some good home games still to play but they had to start today against Norwich.