Howmanheyman

"Hi, I'm a Mag who owns a shop in Newcastle which sells stuff, (probably on credit). Me and my marras got the Metro installed in Tyneside only by putting a brown envelope stuffed with fives and tens and giving it to Mag sympathiser, Jimmy Hill to pass on to Downing Street."

Some of their Mag facts are so off the charts of realism that I wonder if it's a Mackem version of CT with the copious accidently-on-purpose spelling mistakes.

"Oy vey!! Again with the asda jokes?!"

Who knows? They could judge each case on its own merits, surely?

"Hi, I'm Jimmy Hill and I personally relegated Sunderland AFC in the late seventies despite not kicking a ball by the cunning plan of finishing my game ten minutes later than the Wearsiders. Sunderland lost 2-0 where my team Coventry drew with Bristol City. If Sunderland had've won they'd have stayed up regardless. Proof that I did indeed personally relegate them." "Hi, I'm Alan Parry, a long time football commentator from Liverpool. I started my professional career at BBC Radio Merseyside and am in fact a Liverpool supporter, however I personally ask to commentate on all Newcastle United games as I love to big them up on live television talking about their fifty thousand fans in a manner I would never contemplate doing on the occasions I have to commentate on Sunderland. Despite being a Scouse Liverpool FC fan I am obviously a secret Mag." "Hi, I'm a mysterious Tyneside businessman who, along with a cabal of other Tyneside businessmen, have deliberately plotted to have all major commerce and transport links diverted away from Wearside and instead move them to Tyneside to keep Sunderland down as an unimportant town whilst increasing Tyneside's importance."

Hull City's owner has formally applied to the FA to change the club's name to Hull Tigers after already changing the company name but needs FA permission to change the clubs playing name. Easy peasy then, the FA just refuse him on the grounds of, well, common sense and a decency to the vast majority of interested parties who think this is one step too far. If they play ball with the owner they have no right to claim to be custodians of English football in my opinion.

Worst decisions ever involving Sunderland? How about Larssen, (I think that's who it was, they all look the same), brilliantly tipping the ball over the crossbar to save a goal in a derby and the ref not noticing that he wasn't the actual designated goalkeeper but in fact just a midfielder with the same shirt as the rest of the outfield players?

There's fuck all of note in the nationals as it is about our club, why are they going to pay for the privilege to have the choice of ignoring us?

It's like Ted and Ralph with a twist, this like.

Post a pic of yourself with a placard saying 'I'm not the fucking Gardener, honest' or send £50 to charity.

Think this is an unintentionally good move, just showcases Mike and friends for the cunts they are and gives the nationals a nudge to look more closely at NUFC under this regime rather writing about England and Moyes/Man U ad nauseam.

Not for the first time, your sentences make absolutely no sense at all.

Stevie likes this. Can't understand anyone not thinking this is a bit inappropriate for them to be doing. Can understand CT defending it. Politicians are a lot more PR savvy as well so it is a bit surprising unless the sight of the 'thinking Politician mans crumpet' clouded their judgement. Mrs Obama is not amused.

He doesn't moan, he just goes out and buys a "50 plasma tv on a monthly basis like they all do.

Sigh. I work damn fucking hard too for my Mrs and current, not future family, I have no mortgage so should be laughing but in reality we're feeling the pinch, me and the Mrs will be getting each other little stocking filler type presents this Christmas, (just so the kids can see us opening a present or two), this is the reality of a lot of people out there. You go without. The Mother in law was left to hold the baby as the original Father in law fucked off, The Mrs remembers her Mother going without food regularly as their wasn't the money to go around. Only the lowest paid of HARD WORKING families can get that. Scroungers. Check. Hard working couples. Check. Pregnant teenagers.......BINGO!!!!! I know a pal who sits in a freezing flat with no electricity as most of the time his 'card' runs out. His electricity is on a higher tarrif to most peoples but the card is what he can only 'afford' so he can just top up when he has some money. His fridge is fucking pitifully bare and what food he has in there is mostly pure shit from Herons in ChurchWalk. That's the real world, CT, not erdingers at 6, Wham at 8.

Just a heads up. If driving around the Old Trafford area of Manchester beware as a lot of people have been picking up 3 points lately.

He always sounded pissed. His top lip was often sweaty too. I'd imagine his palm was well greased too.

It's always the quiet ones as well.

Profound stuff, mate.

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/the-poorest-pay-the-price-for-austerity-workers-face-biggest-fall-in-living-standards-since-victorian-era-8991842.html

If you said the second sentence in the voice of say, James Earl Jones or Morgan Freeman then that would sound almost profound. Still be a load of shite, like.

Amazing how your profile gets a few views when you you put a pic like this as your avatar....

Aye, just think where we'd have been if those pesky fans hadn't have hounded him out?