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Looks like Brock is planning to take over the World as well, he's got the map on the wall so he's obviously got his strategic targets lined up.

Brock definitely wins the 'most likely to fit into 19th century' category. Good effort even if you cheated a bit.

Ask them if they fanciy a sucking you off while you finger their bumholes

"err, wha' La?"

There's well run clubs out there, there's also very rich owners as well as the dross, but for us it's only a 'mythical owner' that can change our club around and even if they did exist they'd tut tut at any fan unhappiness and look elsewhere instead.

Dream on, CT. Most non online fans may not want to join in any protests, however the bloke is still not liked and not trusted at best.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=19ZJA8rBkSM Best excuse ever for a resignation from a proper legend.

Open your windows and keep them open as long as possible while you're having this problem. Not the solution you want but it will help if you're patient enough to let them make their own way out. Expect very little help off the local authorities as you've probably already sussed out.

I didn't bother with the bread and milk.

Buy them that long life milk, they won't ask you again.

I'll be buying some bread and milk in the morning if that helps?

"Mike!! Mike!! Dahn ere Mike!!..........Eeze seen me now, Carvs! Arwite Mike? Facking great result, mate! 'Ave one for me, Mike."

FYP

sunderland echo headline: "Mags hit back after derby misery"

"We've got a great spirit in the group and I think we've played well," Pardew told BT Sport. "We are together and this win is for Mike Ashley and all Newcastle fans, because believe it or not, he is a fan. "I'm pleased for the fans. This was a message today that we are alive and kicking."

That's too harsh. People have decisions to make come renewal time and even though I'm not going anymore I wont call fans who are going for being pro-Ashley. There was no 'personal tribute' made to Ashley by the supporters who went. In the bigger picture they may come to realise that not going is the only thing they can do to make their point.

Great win but still cry arsing about poor Mike. Pardew Should've said fuck all about the owner and praised his players and dedicated that to the poor fuckers who had to take the derby defeat.

Virtually dedicated the win to Mike Ashley and claimed papers weren't 'onside' with club.

Pardew, fuck off.

No NUFC interview again by bt?

Think Remy might've been explaining that he was giving his shirt to the lad in the wheelchair who he celebrated his goal with?

That one was for missing friends.

Obertan.

5 mins?

Fucking get in!!!!! Well played Anita too.