Howmanheyman

The mind boggles.

Hope it's 0-0 just to shut these daft fuckas on the telly up.

I'm only watching build up to see Ginola and see the goals when we've beat them, oops! That'll just be the 0-6 game and Owen rubbing his hands in the 1-4 game then.

Presenter and McManaman, fans aren't happy with Mike Ashley because of Joe Kinnear, sports direct arena and because he won't spend £100M of his own money on team. Just say fuck all next time btsport and do us all a favour.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2FS0YrTHaEI This is an 'Oz' and he's showing Joe Kinnear how it's done.

(Whispers) I've a treble on and we're one of the teams I've took. SSSSSShhhhhh.

FYP.

I was at that game too, but I wont be there tomorrow, err, later on today, to see us repeat that scoreline. Fuck it, we've nothing to lose, nobody fancies us, we're at home, have players capable of scoring, get on top, crowd backing etc, why not a home win?

Newcastle United 1-0 Liverpool

"Ea-ah! J69 marra! Tell the Doctah that ah accidentally caught alight outside the Muslim skew-wahl, accidentally catching fire against a upside down bunning cross that a accidentally touched with ma white (ish) bedshewt that a accidentally put howels in for eyeslots! A dinna knaa what that big 'EDL' on the shewt stands for marra. FTM."

Unrequited love. Poor Fish.

To be fair zey ver just obeying orders.

Very good. Here's a game for CT. http://toys.usvsth3m.com/super-tory-boy/

Top stuff, MF!

Sunderland A&E? Jesus Christ only knows what he's going to be seeing there on a regular basis. Rockets being fired out of anuses, a Mag shirt burning gone wrong etc.

Think it was a Manc who started it, then his other non-Man City student mates joined in, (they were from aal ower and it was a midweek student night where they get discounts with their student cards), and it seemed 'zany' so they all joined in, lasses and lads, all students. (I heard the tale on BBC Newcastle the other day in the car).

Apathy rules now.

Imagine that happening on a Saturday night back in the day in the town? No, neither can I. (It was midweek student night, apparently)

Aye but it's nice to get things off your chest though.

"We're giving Ashley two days to dismantle the entire apparatus of the Sports Direct Empire and if he doesn't agree immediately we execute her." "Cut her head off?" "Cut all her bits off, send them back on the hour, every hour, tell him we're not to be trifled with! And of course, we point out that he bares full responsibility when we chop her up and that we shall not submit to blackmail!"

Of course it does, also would be rather spiffing if Joe Public could roll up to SJP and buy a ticket without having to pay £30 to be a member first. That would help a lot.

John Irving And down to restricting tickets to ST holders and members only as well as asking for minimum allocations, John.

Not that most on here seem to give a fuck, but, just spotted this on .com; They still don't say if they'll be asking for the maximum tickets for away games or if away tickets will be available to the general public but it's a step in the right direction.

It'll be a lot easier to get behind England once someone kicks the fuck out of those cretins with the brass instruments. If I never hear 'self-preservation society' again it'll be too soon. Jesus fucking wept.

Has he got a tache?