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Hard to disagree. Fancied having a pint as I had an hour to kill and happened to be in Wallsend. Popped in the Anson just as some Harold Bamp was shouting and bawling and in another corner there were some more doing the same. I caught the eye of the barmaid, saw her resigned look so I smiled, thought, 'fuck that' and walked back out.

I was tapped up for some cash by Johnny Decker the other day outside the Anson.

You can counter that argument by the unnecessary stress you could have if you forgot to take your phone somewhere and it was 'home alone' with the Wife. I work with this young'un (29) who's settled down with new baby, girlfriend etc and it was hilarious seeing the cold sweat/fear on his face when he left his at home one night.

Good for you, just keep it up and of course we reserve the right to take the piss. 5'9 and 11 stone 4 if you're asking. No crazy diets, no fasting or regimented gym work outs or supplements, just have one long run a week due to my long shifts, don't eat snacks much, no crisps etc, eat and drink in moderation for at least half the week but obviously enjoy the odd day where you let your hair down. Works for me.

Who remembers adult life before mobile phones? Much handier to find someone on a night out or meet up but no escaping the missus whilst out or at work. Glass half full or empty?

What the fuck has Rui Costa got to do with the Toon?!!?

Sad but true!

I'll be disappointed if he turns up at Mecca after getting his 'rest' and 'looking forward to a new challenge' of working with Allah.

Unless he's selling any Atari or ZX Spectrum stuff then I'm just so not interested, my babies.

He's an ex-cricketer, got a lancs accent, knows fuck all about NUFC in particular yet thinks he has opinions worth hearing and obviously supports Man U. A non-entity who could send a glass eye to sleep with his dull voice.

Does Gazza actually know who Ronnie Irani is? My ears have bled the odd time I've caught his shit patter on that Alan Brazil show. He loved sticking up for Mike Ashley and refused to call our home anything other than the Sports Direct Arena. He definitely isn't doing this for any self publicity, absolutely not. In short, a cunt.

Gouffron coming off was the turning point, gave us an extra outlet and made spurs wary of the counter attack. Perch still hobbling and Colo just not quick enough to react.

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Just pointing out that it's disrespectful to every Geordie I know and for all I know he may be a younger fan who has been brainwashed by the media in this country to refer to Man U as simply 'United'. To be fair to the lad he acknowledged my post so no harm done.

Very gracious of you, mate. Nobody expecting an easy game up here but we should give you a harder game than we would've a few weeks ago.

We know, CT. Cheers for the heads up though.

As has been said, last year we were without Tiote, (ACN) and Cabaye, (Ray Stubbs) in the middle of the park and we were over run by an in form Spurs with an 'Arry love-in being in full effect due to the England/court business. We should do better this year and I'm hoping our midfield are as aggressive and positive as they were against Chelsea. We're due a win down there and I have another sneaky feeling we will get a draw at worst.

Heard a tale of someone round our way going up to Bedlington meet his then girlfriends family. They were in the middle of their tea when his lass took him in the house. They had a pet dog. The Fatha says "Do you like dergs, son?" as he was eating his tea. The lad replied, "What?" Fatha repeats himself, "Dergs! Do you like dergs?" The lad unsure what the Fatha is saying said, "err, divven' knaa, but I'll try some if there's owt left?." (think about it).

Scudamore is the bloke who's on record as saying he thought that a perpetual 'top 4' of Man U, Arsenal, Chelsea and Liverpool was a god thing when those clubs looked like sealing their little glass ceilings over the sub-5th placed clubs. I'm pretty much sure he was for the 39th game as well where the top five couldn't play each other in the extra game because he wanted to spread out the sky's chosen few as Gupta in Delhi or Yung Leez Mag in Singapore wouldn't be interested in anybody else and it also wouldn't be fair on the top five if they played each other and potentially missed out on a trophy/European place yet didn't seem concerned that a team could be relegated by playing a team going for the title in their '39th game'. The man is a wanker.

Which United is that then? If you're going to come on a NUFC board do try to remember our name, unless you support Man U I don't understand you referring to them as simply 'United' as it's almost a term of endearment. Now be a good lad and don't do it again or I'll get fucking angry. Welcome to our board.

Was going to say, 'maybe J69 will know?' but thought you'd come in and confirm/correct me anyway.

Me too! Aye, didn't read Henda's post through regarding the 'real friends' bit.

Only 33!!??? Happy birthday.

Just found this as last nights match put it in my mind.