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Just as well for his family's sake he never signed for Grimsby or Middlesbrough.

Just heard EMF - Unbelievable in the car. Jesus, I couldn't (and still can't) abide it. Awful, just awful.

Ooooooh, naughty Ant.

Congrats to all around when this was posted for resisting the urge to reply in an innuendo laced manner. I'd have struggled not to, Monkey's Fist was obviously not around either.

He killed Bambi then put a sportsdirect sign on it's corpse. The cunt.

Knows the price of everything and the value of nothing. HAS THAT ANSWERED YOUR FUCKING QUESTION, WOR KID??!!!

So.......Anyone doing anything interesting today or...........?

Such a shame Father Ted is no longer around for the gig.

Alright, man! No need to make a song and dance about it, for fuck sake.

Sorry to hear that, Tom.

If you want them to be careful with your stuff don't stand around holding an ipad, don't take the piss if they're a bit too Geordie or earthy and, err........actually, just let your lass deal with it. (Good luck!)

This is brilliant if you live in London.

There's a big picture here CT, yes, we know what Freddie and Douggie left behind but that does not excuse any of Ashleys tenure, things that affect fans like away ticketing, membership only etc never get mentioned by his supporters probably as most of those blowing his trumpet aren't affected and don't give a fuck. Ewerk, Man U were near the top of the league many times during the eighties, always had a huge profile and won cups got through to finals. If they claim they supported them through 'the hard times' I would actually laugh in their faces. Just because they failed to buy the title for 26 years doesn't mean they were generally shit. They weren't.

No surprise you are taken in by the bloke and his crony to be honest.

I could personally (if I had the money) give every Irish schoolboy a Stoke/Sunderland/whoever club shirt/schoolbag and lets see how many would still be supporting those clubs in a days time never mind 30 years? Nothing at all to do with always challenging for trophies and having 'United' rammed down their throats by Sky etc.

Gangnam style gets on my tits atm.

This reminds me of when I was 15 and my sister was 13. She had a cassette of 'New Kids on the Block' and would play it all the time. One day it went missing and wor sis moaned and twisted to my Mam and Dad wanting another one. After a few weeks they gave in but told her to take better care of the New one and not lend it out. After a few weeks that went walkies too! About the same time my Dad dug up the back garden as he wanted to put new grass seeds down. As far as I'm aware, 24 years later, that's where cassette 2 still lies. Cassette 1 went in some random bin on the way to school.

Druggie term?

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You look like a young Cain Dingle to be fair, Brock.

I wonder how many fatties were told to clear their plate and were somehow implicated in the famine pictures coming out of Ethiopia by stern faced parents?

Clee is a bairn. I'm guessing he and any partners he's had are just a bit inexperienced. Nee shame in that, cleetoon.