Howmanheyman

Oh yohan Cabaye! You are the love of my life! Oh Yohan Cabaye! Please let me shag your Wife! Oh Yohan Cabaye! I've got curly pubes too!

See Oldham, biggest club in the weruld.

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Was the year before in a 1-1 draw at Blundell Park. 'ah was they-a' as the mackems might say. P.s. Was the umbro yellow/green kit.

They do tend to get a little miffed if you don't join in with their self praise regarding their club. I think Linfield are the most successful club in the world but their fans boasts are tongue in cheek, whereas Celtic's tongues just constantly flap like Ghandi's flip-flops, 'see Selic, greatest club in the weruld' (copyright chief Wrong'un detective Stevie McFaul who should be given a special dispensation to post in this thread alone if nothing else).

.......Is it because many of your fans choose you over Rangers as they're on the 'other' team of the Christian pov? Maybe all your fans choose you as green is there favouritest colour in the Whole wide world? Nowt to do with winning most games then?

I give up with this lad already. Sorry, it was one of your pals labelled us 'diddy'. How can I label many of your fans gloryhunters? Hmmmn........ Tough one that to be honest, why do you think you've a big support? Honestly would like know. Is it the many trophies you win when you happen to be better than Rangers

This is the type of thing that happens when you don't get on your knees and metaphorically suck off any gloryhunting fan by agreeing that they are indeed super, smashing, really great and Celtic most definitely fall into that category. Please do me a favour and fuck off. This 'diddy' club which has won jack shit since 1969 and managed to average over 40k on twelve occasions before your wonder club first managed it in the nineties simply couldn't give fuck.

why do you think he wanted a telescope not so long ago? Hmmmn.......

......Aeris?

....... Toonpack?

The missus made her own sangria a couple of times which was pure rocket fuel. You can buy it in shops already made up if you want and it isn't as alcoholic as normal wine.

The Wife loves Sangria, don't mind the odd glass myself in the summer.

Looks like a one armed robot from a fifty's sci-fi film.

'El Facto' talking shite again. His player gets away with a straight red so he moans about one of ours not getting one and keeps schtum about Ramires.

There's a kid that's been on my mi-iind All the tii-iime Si-Si Sissoko Woa-oah!

They didn't show or talk about it on MOTD, nor did Benitez mention it in his moan about them not getting a pen and Colo being sent off. That could and should have been a red for the Chelsea kid. No surprise it wasn't mentioned though.

I'll have to watch out for that one, CT.

Went round to see my pal and got him a few cans as he's been on the bones of his arse this last few weeks. We listened to the radio and it's murder when you can't see what's happening. Wonder what the neighbours thought who could see two blokes shouting, effing and blinding, pointing at some metallic object then bouncing around three times like loons with some phrases like 'FUCKIN' GET IN!!!!! YOU FUCKING COCKNEY BASTARDS!!!" etc, etc. I was going to say, 'he didn't really say that did he?' but it's his patter to a tee.

It's a shit-hole.

Got to say that Sissoko has shown some promise so far.

Sad to hear that tale but not a surprise. Seems a long time now he was jumping up and high-fiving the likes of Darren Jackson after scoring for us. Happier, simpler times for him.

"Are the mags a bigger cub than Everton?" The OP, "Was arguing with 4 mags last night, every single one of them adament that Newcastle are "10 times the size of Everton", I honestly couldn't believe what I was hearing. And these mags are season ticket holders and are proper fans." That's all I read. Sums up that MB that thread.

:spinwank: :omgwank: :banana: That's all I have to say.

CT hates Reading as well, in fact anything other than a paper and he's just not having it.