Howmanheyman

Been separated on a couple of occasions for a few months due to various reasons and through the stress, worry of not being with my family I did have the consolation of realising I could pull a million times better than I could pre-the Wife, (17 years ago) and I had some dates, a dirty weekend in Harrogate and, (gasp!) some sexual shenaningans with a few differing females, (some hot, some not). Even a few weeks ago I pulled a fit nurse, (not J69 or Catmag) 14 years younger before common sense wafted its way through the drunken haze and I told the young beauty I wasn't available. What's this got to do with Chez's question? Just a sods law thing that I was fucking hopeless with females when it was a good idea not to be and far better with them when its bad news to be. Cie le vie as they say on French day.

You bet your sweet ass they're going to. Aeris, sweet girl smoking a tab, Aeris. WE are United, Newcastle United, the cock of the North so to speak. Please do not refer to any other club as simply 'United' again my Norwegian poppet.

Boro are a very bitter lot so it wouldn't surprise me at all if this lad was for real.

Go home. Ring work, tell them your son is in hospital and go home.

how can you? Cannot abide it.

If your lass has read it, the book will smell like 50 tins of tuna.

I hope things turn out well for your dog, tom and hope Mrs Renton isn't in too much pain and has a quick recovery. Burns always sound nasty.

All the best Cath.

So does ambition and a chance to play for a trophy winning club. If I was Fergie I'd be after signing him. He's proven in the PL and would be ready made for them, just the kind of signing Fergie likes and money not being an issue obviously. Let's hope it's a load of shite.

Or did he lose his raison det're* once LM left the building? *I'm on my phone, sue me if it's spelled wrong.

He's a good poster so tell him to get his finger out.

Only been once to Costa Teguise, some nice food to be had there but probably rate it as the shittest holiday we've had. It wasn't horrendous by any stretch just the hotel was a bit naff, we went in May which we wouldn't normally do and the Missus was pregnant with our first child and wasn't in a great fettle.

Isn't it just a more cartoony version of what they had? Arsenal did the same with their crest and Man Utd also dumbed down a bit removing the words 'Football Club' from their crest.

Got a 20% off code for TOFFS. If anyone wants it give me a PM. Must be used by the end of thursday.

Cheers, Gemmill, it'll wait till next time.

Any namby pamby so-called techie people feel free to answer in the next ten minutes.

I was told from a lad at work he watches it from his ps3 on his tv but we've only just a a ps3 so is it a goer?

What you sikh of KCG? (I knew I'd pick the wrong option out of hindhu's and sikhs btw).

Pleased you're back, Stevie and fair play to Ant as well. Now for some help. Can I stream a match from the ps3 or do I need a download of anything? I also have a smart tv with built in wi-fi adapter, I can get youtube etc on it no bother but couldn't stream the match last week. Any ideas in the next ten minutes would be super duper, please.

I think some of the younger Arsenal fans and the johhny-come-latelys, (they have quite a few), need a bit of a history lesson on their club and so do some of the media. I heard a bit of talksport on the way to work the other day and Mark Saggers, who to be fair isn't a shock jock, was genuinely concerned and moaning a bit that the Gunners have went so long without a trophy or being in contention for the league. I don't see the same concern heading in our direction whenever we get knocked out of a cup. I don't see the see the same concern we've went so long without a trophy. We're a famous big old club too and it's a disgrace, an absolute shame on those who have ran this club that we've went as long without silverware as we have. Getting back to Arsenal, as a lad I don't recall Arsenal being anything other than an average side with the odd decent cup run. They don't get much more through the turnstiles although due to their demographic they can charge a lot more than we can. My heart fucking bleeds for them, Saggers, the poor bastards that they are.

.....my father wore it in his youth, in bygone days of yore.... Nice to see the Tory twat keeping both the Hindu's and the Unionists happy with his attire.

Well that was largely uninspiring .

What's with the # in front of words? I know it's from twatter but what does #it actually mean?

To Tom harks tune: If Gosling plays we're out the cup if Gosling plays we're out the cup If sammy plays we're out the cup if sammy plays we're out the cup if melonheed plays we're out the cup if melonheed plays we're out the cup If fergie plays we're out the cup if fergie plays we're out the cup if Williamson plays we're out the cup if Williamson plays we're out the cup

Had an Ulster fry after a skinful too long ago now. Lovely jubbly although black pudding is a must for me on a breakfast. The bonus of having an Ulster Fry is that you get to ask for it in the accent. I use Jim Mcdonald's voice for this.