Howmanheyman

Anyone seen this? http://www.bbc.co.uk...health-18781786 Apparently I'm most like someone from the Maldives.

Mine doesn't. She just likes leaving last nights plates/pans lying about for getting up at breakfast time. " A KITCHEN SHOULD BE FUCKING CLEAR, MAN, WOMAN!!!!!"

That's just a pic of him discovering their lass never put the lid of the toothpaste back on.

FYP

Is it........ Colin Firth?...... .......Warnock?

Juventus's current shirt, not ideal but better than our abortion of a back.

What's wrong with either no patch or a smaller square one? Why 3/4's of the entire back, ffs?

EXACTLY!!

Our shirts will be forever shit from now on if they insist on putting huge blank patches on the back. They're truly awful and it just isn't a Newcastle Utd shirt for me, mind.

"Colin? Colin? Who the fuck is Colin?"

Everything points to a scudding I'm afraid. I'd take a narrow defeat and more importantly no injuries and get this out of the way for some important winnable games. Defeatist? Probably, but given the choice it'd make more sense to rest/protect players in this game rather than, oooh, let's say Brighton for example.

El Coto........Any good, peeps? (I know Cath was there recently but so was CT sooooooo.........)

"Cookin' up a lil sumthin' fo the Mackems."

We see....... They see.......

"Time to kick some ass, again."

Reading end of the World forum sites with this tune in his head......

I'd guess at a new kit supplier but I've got the cringe-o-meter at hand expecting something shit.

Should have the confidence to sell the whole ground considering the price of a ticket, the opposition, being in the quarter-finals of Europe and the fact that we pulled in 45,000 V Anzhi in the last round. Also if all the groups who want to be together get their tickets it would surely lead to more of a 'frenzy' for everyone else to get their ticket? Still think it smacks of small time thinking and penny pinching. Negative thinking from you and Lamebrainarse, CT.

What happens if we get battered at Benfica? 'Spot on' my arse. A ticket sold now is money in the bank and a bum on a seat. A hiding in Portugal and how many might think twice? They already know now that they're selling well.

Pre-ordered 'Les Miserables' on blu-ray* for the Missus as a little surprise. I used the incognito tab to keep it a surprise, (yes, the first time in internet history this tab hasn't been used by a male looking at some Frankie Vaughan). *First blu-ray we'll have got.

Can't understand why they haven't opened Level 7 yet as surely they'll better the crowd v Anzhi which was 45,000? Looked at the seating on the tickets website and there's a lot of sections with only single seats available which groups or pairs of mates wont buy. Is this CT's genius counting the pennies again but losing the pounds? I'm hanging on for Level 7 to open but could always change my mind about going. They've fuck all faith in our support.

Excellent. Actually heard a Mackem in the BBC Newcastle studio telling how he was shopping with his missus in the Metrocentre and as he got in his car Stoke took the lead in the 2nd half against us. He said to his missus in gloomy tones, 'they'ahl win 2-1 am telling ya". He then said that by the time they got home Cisse was scoring the winner. His is the voice of Mackem fatalistic doom.

This kid, man. Somewhere Jesus is indeed weeping, weeping with laughter. I'll say one thing, though. The chip on their shoulders is fucking immense and the need to blame the British Army/Northern Ireland protestants for everything bad about the Celtic/Rangers package is laughable. What has Billy or Eamonn walking around Belfast getting on with their lives got to to do with young Weedgie charvas who cannot drink cold tea singing and talking about stuff which in reality has fuck all relevance to your average Scot in 2013? Might have been Ant who mentioned a good friend being shot in his street? I've had two relatives shot and blown up in a car bomb respectively. I'm guessing Ant's friend was a Catholic lad, my relatives were protestant. If you have a look at Toontastic you might see me and Ant writing the occasional bollocks but we wont get into any of the crap that you spout. If you were Belfast Celtic or Derry Celtic or your mates were Belfast Rangers who happened to play in the SPL I'd maybe cut you some slack but then again if this was the case I reckon there'd be a lot more will to try and cut this shit out as lets be honest, the last thing Ulster needs is stuff being stirred up. Lets have a bit of normality and give peace a chance, you know what I mean?