Howmanheyman

He's flying down from Toulouse On forty grand a week He's gonna dance the mambo With his Geordie family Aye Aye Aye Aye Moussa Aye Aye Aye Aye Moussa Aye Aye Aye Aye Moussa To help us through the game (One for CT, this like).

Getting better, HF, getting better.

Lee Ryder: "So Mike Ashley, are you going to answer my question or not?! WHAT IS YOUR FAVOURITEST COLOUR, EVER?"

Ed Zacharry.

FYP

John Gibson, 'Straight from the shoulder'.

Prefer Lee Ryder if I'm honest.

Just checked my old e-mail and even though the voucher had 'Jan' in it, it had to be be bought by the 20th this month.

Will do, I'll have a think whether I'll buy it or not and you'll get it if I don't. Think it's good for Jan only! (No chance I'd buy any recent strip as they're generally manky). Aye, I spent most the night getting up for a pint or piss and after getting snotty looks from this bloke and his missus I made sure I went past them every time as I could've went two ways as we were in the middle.

Not saying it was the worst ground, (even though it was shit), but remember getting in Oakwell early and seeing a bloke with wellies and mysteriously stained trousers pushing a rusty wheelbarrow full of pies towards a hut on the away terrace. (No I didn't bother). Micky Quinn scored in a 1-1 draw and a copper told my mate he couldn't 'take banner t'ground'.

See the Master at work. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QAG5qHfwY38 How fucking out of touch was Charles Harrison by the way?

92-93 and the year after I didn't do too bad then I met wor lass. Then a couple of years later came shift work and it went downhill from there.

Uhu-hu, thankyouverymuch ladiesangenalman.

Full kit wanker?

Closest I came was 89-90 season which ended horribly. (I was in the last year of school so mid week aways were out but travel and tickets were a lot more reasonably priced and I wasn't a spoiled bastard so was helped out by my folks).

Think I've got a 25% off voucher as well for this month from them. Must.........resist.........will........rarely........wear........it.........anyway........fuuuuucccckkkkkk!!!!!!

The price of most things have sky rocketed way above inflation this last decade and more but wages have not. In ten years time my income which is stretched is going to have cope with a daughter who'll hopefully be at university with another three years behind her. My wages will not be rising in line with everything else and have not for years already. You don't have to be fucking Carol Vorderman, (Still would, no danger as it happens), to work out you'll be worse off.

Tempted to waste a little money on this. http://www.toffs.com...ductinfo/1164B/

Went to see Whitney Houston a couple of years back with the Wife as her friend 'conveniently' had to pull out leaving her with an expensive spare ticket. She's always liked and wanted to see her even though she wasn't at her best anymore. (Worse now!) Couldn't believe how expensive the tickets were and she bought a programme for fucking £25!!! The drinks were dear as well. As I reckoned what I spent the following day I was sobbing like a broken man.

As MF says, mate.

Wow! Good times ahead, break out the bubbly! Meanwhile........ http://www.channel4....le-out-of-homes http://www.guardian....at-has-no-logic

Obertan and his kid discussing new contract offer. (telepathically, of course).

Yes folks, that's how pathetic the games got. Demba can Fuck off as well as he's straight in the diving school.

"..........And if that fucking waste of space Ranger thinks he's good enough to get 25% discount on his garden feature he can fuck off as £50 might be a lot to Bobby Robson but doesn't last long when when you've a growing business empire."