Matty

Brian. As in, I used to have a mate called Brian, he had a small brain.

Arctic Monkeys- Riot Van

52/3.

England 32/2

Roeder blames defence for defeat Roeder was not happy with the way his side performed Newcastle manager Glenn Roeder launched into an attack on his defenders after the club's Uefa Cup exit on away goals to Dutch side AZ Alkmaar. The Magpies held a 4-2 first leg lead but saw that overturned all too easily as AZ Alkmaar won 2-0 in the return. "They are not good goals we conceded," he said. "Too often crosses come into our box, they are not defended properly and bad decisions are made. "I have to find defenders who are good enough to play in front of Shay Given." AZ Alkmaar took the lead when a low cross was not cut out by Steven Taylor and was converted by Shota Arveladze. Their second came when Danny Koevermans lost his marker Titus Bramble and nodded home. Roeder added: "Shay Given is a is a top drawer keeper but he does not get the protection he should get. He is exposed far too easily. We did not have enough players who came out and performed, which was a surprise and unexpected "Too many defenders make too many mistakes that cost us points. "They do well, you are happy with them and you think they have learnt. Then 'bang' they go and make the same mistake again and let you down."

How good was it when we worked that free kick thing out though eh! Yeahhh!

They said their target was to reach the last 16 of the UEFA Cup. Well done lads!

If Bramble gets a new contract it will be at the expense of my season ticket -fact.

So ITV... Interview with Roeder? No, F1 interview. Mint.

Who the fuck is Oba Marteeeeens!? Bring back Channel 5.

Van Gaal the ugly twat can fuck off too. Doesn't like the camera angle on hin face? Sorry, no matter what angle the camera is your an ugly twat. Fuck off. Hope Clarky chins him.

We will continue to do fuck all until Given stops hoofing the fuckingball every time he gets it, regardless of how much time he has. Duff off, Milner/Zoggy on.

Such is true....

Seen him last night in the student nightclub here in Preston, clearly looking for some student fanny. Anyway, really canny lad and approachable, considering he's on the verge of being an England international. I spoke to him and said he should definitely sign for Newcastle if he gets the chance, and he said he would really like to given the chance... Clearly saying it to get rid of me like....

I was saying to my mate the other night when we first got in a nightclub, and we seen this guy walking past us who was smoking, that it's the smokers that really look out place these days. You see it a lot less in nightclubs and bars, and I know I'm constantly in student venues, so that might be a reason, skint and all that, but I really do think it's on the decline. About fuckin' time too tbh.

Here Can't Smooth clarify this? If my memory serves me correctly he only blew his beans in her hair, not her mouth You watch like Wacky lad? He had to clean it up.

Could have been double, or even treble that, with a bit of "planning" from the club. [worms open/]

Good player. Think the word 'awesome' is overdoing it though. Yeah spot on. Sima and Berbatov....

Losing 2-0 at half time.

I think if we had went 2-0 down and then won 4-2 I think the overall feel would be a lot different. I thought we played really well and it was an excellent result.

Don't want Sidwell. A shitter version of Parker + Butt.

Man Utd v Milan semi is a possibility too...

Could be Chelsea v Liverpool in the semi!

Doing the semi-final draw now too!

Disappointed with all English teams being kept apart but if they all get through it will be a great set of semi-finals.