Matty

John Anderson's favourite goal too...

Your wife spits in it.

A Sun reporter was let in after pressing an intercom buzzer on the front door. He walked into a foyer containing a washing machine and clean white towels. A woman, thought to be the brothel madam, appeared behind a steel barred gate and beckoned our man inside. She led him down a corridor and into a room with mirrored walls, where a woman in her 30s was waiting dressed in a maid's outfit. The girl told our man her services would cost £100 an hour. When he asked if he could order any extras, she nodded - and mimed a sex act with her hand and mouth. Our investigator then asked if she offered full sex and the hooker replied: "Ah no, that's what you want? I'll tell you later." The reporter then offered £70 for half an hour including full sex. But the girl replied: "One hundred and thirty pounds, it's better if you go one hour - everything." When the reporter said he did not have that much money on him, she asked how much he had. He counted out £100 and she replied: "That's fine - you have enough." When he asked if that included full sex, the girl said: "Shh, don't say that." She pointed outside and pushed the door to. She took the money, left the room and shut the door. The girl returned a couple of minutes later and said: "OK darling, take off all your things. Have you been here before? We'll take a shower and go to the Jacuzzi." Our man said he was nervous, regretted going there and wanted to leave. But the girl insisted she wanted to complete the "massage" because she had been paid and stripped to her bra and knickers. When our man told her he was leaving, the hooker returned with the brothel madam who offered him half his money back. Our investigator then left the building. Shut up man... he filled his fuckin' boots and we all know it!

His first touch is wank, he's as strong as a pint of punch at J69's house party, he has shite awareness of what's around him and where he should be when the other striker is challenging for a flick on, and I don't think I've seen him win a flick on for anyone else yet. I am biased like, cause the lad irritates me for largely unknown reasons to myself, possibly the shape of his stupid face... His goal record is decent though to be fair to him, but I'll stand by my opinion that he probably is the worst striker we've ever had who's scored 5 goals before Christmas.

Boo fuckin' hoo...

And now it's a cock fest in there.... Hurrah indeed!

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Matty- Preston and Spurs for me

Not sure how to do that.... clearly! It should be on by default I[d have thought, go to Settings > Messages and see what it says in there. Tried that as well... all that is there is "Show Preview Yes/No" and "Repeat Alert Yes/No". Seems as if my firmware may need upgrading... When you try and send or reply to a message, is there a small camera icon to the left of where you type your text? Because I've noticed this on guides I've looked at when investigating this, but there isn't on mine.

I don't consider Man Utd in the"big four" since they sold Ronaldo and brought in Owen... Newcastle and Villa for me!

Gordon Strachan could cost Middlesbrough chairman Steve Gibson a fortune - because the club have pledged season-ticket refunds if they win four in a row after Christmas. Generous Boro have offered fans a gamble - anyone buying a half-season ticket by December 21 will get their money back if Strachan’s men go on a winning streak. Cynical fans may think the odds are against getting their cash back, given Wee Gordon has yet to win a match since taking over from Gareth Southgate. Supporters will receive a full refund if Boro beat Scunthorpe United at the Riverside on Boxing Day, win at Barnsley two days later, get all three points at home to Swansea on January 9 and beat Sheffield United at Bramall Lane on January 16. Ticket prices, and therefore potential refunds, vary from £55 for under-18s to £219 for adults. A spokesman said: “No club has tried this ever before. It is achievable. If we get 12 points... fans get 12 games free!“ Strachan yesterday conceded Boro are on a “frustrating run”, but set his players the task of climbing into the top six. He said: "To put so much into training and not get a win is hard work, and if you’re missing too many chances, it's hard to take. “It’s not luck we’re talking about. It’s concentration that cost us the goals last weekend. We could be a bit luckier, but we’re looking to improve ourselves to make things better. “It’s a good opportunity now, and we have to be of the mindset, 'Let’s get in the top six, then we can look at the top two'. We can’t look at the top two just now because we’re not in the top six. You have to get to the top six before you can look any higher.”

Matty - Newcastle and Man Utd

Not sure how to do that.... clearly! And I assume the firmware will be 3.0 ore above as I've just got the phone (from new, on Orange) about 2 weeks ago.

Done that, but the only option that I have when I press share is to send via email, not MMS.

How the friggin' hell do you send picture messages then?!

What the 'HOWS' ?? Surley thats not a stand-out problem?? An apostrophe can easily be drawn on anyway. Make sure you do then!

Apparently Jonas has been passed fit and only Shola and Barton out injured so should be able to really push for 3 points tonight. PNE have struggled for form recently but have always had a strong home record. 3,400 Toon fans here tonight too, great turn out for a Monday night match on Sky. Howay the Toon!

I've now joined the club.... got my 3GS, 16gb iPhone today! So, I'm gonna trail through this thread for all the tips but just to get started, what are the best apps, etc?

Certain numbers of their supporters will really be missed....

Finished 9th in my first season back in the Premier League, not too bad but I should have done better considering the money I spent. Minimum expectation was Europe as well... the board seem ok with me so far though. Top 6 or bust next season I reckon!

Defoe is wank.

Not sure Ashley visits this website like....