Missed Sticks

Never seen him train or play fro the Stiffs so i can't judge him on his potential. However i haven't seen anything from him in th 1st team to remotely suggest he's upto it. I do ask myself how good John Terry would look at LB before i criticise Huntington in that position.

Steve Harper - When Will I Be Famous (Bros)

Apart from being in bad taste, wherefore means why not where. Awwwwwww come oooooonnn!!!! I'm not gonna say it to his face am i ?!? Thanks for the correction though

Celestine Babayaro - O Brother Wherefore Art Thou (Trad. Arr.) Kieron Dyer - The Great Pretender (The Platters)

Emre - Anything by Screwdriver tbh

Emre - I Love N.I.G.G.A.Z (D of Trinity Garden Cartel)

Which hairstyle do you think suits her best?

..our players listen to? I'll start off: Titus Bramble - Give it Away (RHCP) Stephen Carr - Roll Out the Barrel (Trad. Arr.) Ollie Bernard - White Lines (Grand Master Flash)

never been the same after jane's addiction tbh Is he still with Carmen Electra? I heard they split up, that would affect him too tbh. I'd miss tapping that ass... He's all over american celebrity poker and with all the totty in vegas I highly doubt he's got his cock in his pants long enough to remember who carmen is! Mmmmmmm...i might have to try that method next time!

Maybe they're scared of Sunlun overtaking us????? In the way Spurs have you mean?

never been the same after jane's addiction tbh Is he still with Carmen Electra? I heard they split up, that would affect him too tbh. I'd miss tapping that ass...

This is a very strange topic for Newcastle fans to be actually arguing over

Leazes: Looking up rather than down, which of the top 4 do you think we might possibly overtake if we are to improve? I'm not baiting, honest question. It would obviously take a very special manager or amazing luck with the academy producing a couple of geniuses. Thing is, i'm not convinced the Board (not just Fred) have have got enough football savvy to pick a truly special manager. I know every other club is trying to do the same thing but the big 4 have succeeded: Ferguson Mourinho - proved himself great at Porto imo Wenger Benitez - Not amazing in the league but has already won the CL which would do me Arsenal and Liverpool seem like obvious bets because of the debts brought on by stadia changes, are you truly confident the Board can pick a manager to get us above either of those two? We all know the next appointment is crucial so no point stating again, but do you think they'll pick a winner?

Boris: Amplifier Worship Music with B*ll*cks imo!!

Like the 3rd tune, it's got plenty of energy. Sounds like it good be a good hardcore tune with someone screaming over it. If you like what you do just keep doing it and you'll get better and more confident.

They'll stick to form and overplay at the back. They're crap when pressed high up the field. If we start defending deep it will be a difficult time for us. Still, they've got more to fear from us than we have of them i reckon, the players just have go out with that attitude.

Dyer looked better on the right, crap upfront. Carr looked ok tbh. Duff is the most unpopular player in the dressing room. Sibs did well. Oba hates Duff the most. Titus did well. Taylor was unlucky with the pen imo, otherwise he wasn't good 2nd half. Butt was v. good. Parker hassled well but didn't do anything much with the ball. Milner was a waste of a substitution. Emre should have been on for Parker with Zoggy on the left. Solano was decent. Given looked nervous.

Should take Parker off imo

2 of our players run into the box, f**king disgrace.

If we learned how to use Duff, i.e. give him the ball when he is in space and then a forward attacking the near post we get our money's worth, man.

We have played well in the midfield too, cheer up ffs we are winning!!! You're right, you're right...

They haven't got f**king clue at the back! If we actually manage to keep the ball for a while and press them early when they've got we should stroll this. Big 'if' for us though

Age 14: I would have smashed my stepfather's head in with a bullworker instead of letting knock my mum out.

My name doesn't get a match. I can trace it back to Irkutsk but not any further. We can't have originated there because we don't fit the genetic profile of the locals. Must have been displaced or some recent ancestor sent to a penal colony.

I think his appraisal of players tends to be very perceptive. Haven't read his ideas on tactics or team selections but i imagine it would be good. He strikes me as knowledgeable when it comes to football. I understand how he can be a wind up though I tend to think that if i met him i'd realise there was nice bloke in there trying to get out. No offence Leazes, you're alright by me