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There's going to be a raft of those letters over the next week.

Right, let's get Keegan back again to see whether Starmer really does deserve to be PM.

Won’t someone please think of the Tory MPs?

Yet more lies. Just look how pleased all his colleagues are to be setting out on the campaign trail.

Sky News now being forcibly removed from the Conservative campaign launch live on TV. This is going to be an absolute car crash of a campaign.

Nice chant of ‘Tories out!’ currently going on outside No.10.

And written in Arabic.

Saudis paid them off with their dirty oil money obvs.

But he can’t have lied to the Loose Women. Not the Loose Women!

Have we got a senior player left on the pitch?

Penalties? FFS.

Because everyone in world football aside from Steve Bruce has knocked them back.

Aye, if a senior employee has agreed to join a direct rival then you don’t have to have his resignation in writing, you put him on gardening leave rather than leaving him in situ to gather more information beneficial to his new employer.

They can spend the last 23 minutes talking about Kuol now.

The tache on that linesman. They’re a weird lot, the Aussies.

If there is a snap election then he won’t have time to do it.

Antti Niemi at the end

Two Tims can’t be wrong.

The codes expired at midnight

Is the ground even half full?