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I'm not one of these who thinks that individual referees are out to get us but the name Jared Gillett keeps sticking in my mind when it comes to outrageous decisions against us and for that I am holding you partially responsible.

Every stat other than putting the ball in the net. They were must better than us at doing that.

Didn’t deserve to win. Poor performance.

Harvey Barnes instead of Miggy and that’s in.

This you?

FYP

He’s tore the other tit.

Wahey! Thanks a Mk 2 you.

Given that a win for them last night would have kept their CL hopes alive and Villa have to go to an in form Palace on the last day it was more than a bit pathetic from Spurs fans.

‘Right then, we’ve got Spurs v Man City coming up. Who are we getting on commentary?’ ’Well boss, seeing as it’s a pivotal game in the title run in maybe we should get two co-commentators so we hear both sides?’ ’Great idea son, great idea. Neville and Carragher it is then. You’ll go far with ideas like that.’

Pity Ashworth isn't going to be there with the team, it's very handy to have a second Dan in Japan.

Golf isn’t about being good. It’s about getting away from the wife and kids for five hours on a Saturday.

Get yourself a set of golf clubs

"Alex didn’t train yesterday; we will see if he trains today. He wasn’t feeling 100%, I think you could see that. We knew on Friday that he was slightly under the weather. "We haven’t seen Callum yet, we will see if he is available to train today, if not we will have him for Brentford." Not exactly saying that they're both out though.

Ex-Man U and Liverpool players wandering round on a Sunday afternoon at a total loss because Sky haven't booked them on. No, actually that's never going to happen.

Liverpool

One for KD

Unlucky, I know a few lads you would have paid good money for it.

We own the stadium. Just not the ground it's built on.

Who could have predicted that?

Casemiro and Evans worked so well last time, why would he change it?

Rap artists sample music from other genres? Well I never…