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Some people will find the cloud in any silver lining. How about the fact that in a single stroke we can solve the nation’s social care problem? Who needs awful foreigners coming in to do the job when little Callum can call round once a month to nick Ethel’s pension money?

Right @Toonpack, time to grab your rifle.

I barely do the job I’m paid to do now. Can you imagine how tough it’s going to be to get a group of completely unmotivated teenagers to do anything?

Aye, forcing a load of pissed off Irish kids into military training might not be the best idea.

I never had you down for a Nazi sympathiser.

Fucking hell, the Tories now want to bring back national service. Talk about grasping at straws.

Spawny bastards.

Woo hoo! I’m not a paedo! They can take me off the register!

I remember seeing it in English class at school and being very excited to see it featured a nude (and I’ve since learned underage) Jenny Agutter.

Put some respect on Frank Dumas' name.

Three million of the king's pounds.

0-5 now. Have we been paid to throw this game to makes the Aussies feel like they're proper footballers?

Why is it just showing the pitch at half time? Surely we should have Sela paying Superbowl rates for this exclusive advertising time?

These definitely have to be two of the worst stadiums in the world to watch a football match.

Marry - Howe Shag - Fish Kill - Klopp

Aye, there was a non-league player banned for 10 years for doing it once, never mind five times.

Nah, they aren’t saying that he’s placed any bets himself. He’s probably doing it to benefit friends and family back in Brazil.

Because he’s used us to get a big pay rise.

Fair play to her, one of the few prepared to go down with the ship.

If I were trying to run an international spot fixing scam I probably wouldn't base it on an island that shares my surname.

Excellent players but has missed half the season with hamstring injuries. Not a luxury we can afford.

It's obviously bravado bullshit passed on via a client journalist. Given how one sided it usually is in PMQs then Sunak would do well to avoid any public audiences.

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