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Maguire and Grealish out.

Maybe you need to have a word with your future ex-wife, eh?

You know the Tories are in crisis when they're sending this fella out to do the media rounds.

Fuck it, I’m applying to be the next leader of the Lib Dems, it looks great craic.

Nah, it was some Onlyfans model.

Chelsea also have a dog in this fight given their recent dodgy dealings.

Which makes it all the more ridiculous that Starmer let it go unchallenged twice early doors.

Oliver Dowden would be the obvious choice for the Tories but that doesn’t seem like a great idea to me.

Seems about right, both of them pretty bland and boring without either of them making any massive fuck ups.

Either Starmer is going to raise everyone’s taxes by £2,000 or he really needs to start denying it.

No, no it isn’t.

Man City have brought legal action against the Premier League to get rid of the related party transaction rules. Have I ever told you what a great bunch of lads you all are, @LondonBlue?

I think Leazes is owed a huge apology.

It seems like the Tory plan is to just keep digging. Let’s see how it plays out for them.

Eh? I don't see anything strange going on.

The community note

Merge with the Tories down the line, liquidate Reform's assets and he's quids in.

It would certainly be a strange thing for Reform to live stream it.

I don't get all this wanking over Cole Palmer. Yes, he's a good player and has 22 goals and 11 assists this season but 9 of those goals were penalties. If you take those away then he's had a marginally better season than Anthony Gordon but to listen to the media you'd think he's the second coming of Messi.

They've voted in a UKIP MP twice so it is winnable for him.