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You can pick up a two year old one for just over £20k. I've never bought a brand new car in my life.

Harvey Barnes and Elliott Anderson are the same person and no one can convince me otherwise.

I think it was FIFA or IFAB or some of those twats who forced them to bring in the pitch side monitor.

21 years old and married? Or is AI just assuming?

I dunno, Forest would definitely have to sell MGW in the event of relegation and I’d 100% have him here.

Hiring Clattenburg as their refereeing consultant has really paid dividends.

What’s the craic then with the council not guaranteeing them 10 years?

Pipe down.

Grown men should not drive small hatchback cars. This is not a controversial view.

Luckily I think these reforms are pledges that he will enact if he wins the election. It doesn't seem like much of a vote winner to me and like any post-election pledge he may make, he's never going to have to carry it out.

Another method may have been to try to fix our massively fucked healthcare system? Oh now I'm talking crazy.

Yeah but nobody wants to fuck an accountant.

They go by the lowest risk profile on the policy and my wife is a health and safety professional so stick that up yer japs eye.

To be fair though, everyone know that the price of stained glass has gone through the roof so that explains the 30%.

And television fans. So we're only allowed to see a goal once now?

What the fuck has happened the price of insurance? My home insurance last year was £475 and my renewal this year is £1050! Over fucking twice as much. I have ended up getting it for £750 but it's a big increase. Surely there's something dodgy going on in the market?

Black don’t crack.

What happened her tits?

Turns out the club were quite justified in taking her season ticket.

What are you doing posting on here? Haven't you got work to be getting on with?

Not really, take your missus for example, as soon as she dives on Callum she inevitably goes down easily.

Share price now down to $26.40, nearly two thirds less than what they launched at.

I literally said it two hours ago.

Yeah but he's counting them on one hand.