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Yeah but he's counting them on one hand.

The sewpa computa has us finishing 7th with Chelsea four points above us.

Nah, Geri was pure filth back in the day.

I can't see us finishing any higher than sixth which I think at the moment is Europa Conference unless Man City win the FA Cup?

Another dodgy Tory cunt with a huge majority.

It was incredibly boring from City. At least tonight they tried to give Haaland a bit more service than they did in the first leg but they still didn’t play to his strengths. When you have the best finisher in world football you at least have to give him a chance.

It is kind of sad that a side like Real Madrid have spent two legs pretty much sitting back and hoping for the odd counter attack but it’s worked for them. Not quite us vs Man City under Rafa but not far away.

That’s goodbye to fifth place in the CL now.

EPIC BANTZ!!!!

Better get cracking then.

What about that stadium the Qataris used made of shipping containers that could be taken down and easily rebuilt elsewhere?

But they've already started decorating the ground for us?

Leazes Park is only grade II listed so would likely be the problems there may not be insurmountable.

Very smooth.

Hey, leave @Kevin Carr's Gloves and his brothers alone.

So CT’s long suffering wife is called Maureen then?

Now watch Southgate pick Rashford ahead of him for the Euros.

To be fair I had the same opinion of him as they did when we signed him.

Apparently all the messages they’re getting in from Newcastle fans for the cabbage faced cunt are positive.

I was in Crete last year which I thought was nice rather than spectacular. Though I didn't leave the Herkalion region so there may be nicer areas.

Never ask anyone to do anything on their first day back after a holiday, you slave driving bastard.