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Dubravka is at the ground so you have to assume he’s fit enough to start.

Sadly we lost on penalties that night. Though I did have to google it as I have no recollection of it happening. How did Steve fucking Harper get a Milan legends side to travel to Newcastle?

I just tried the same thing and all I got in response was ‘shaddap you face’.

Is that the same Alan Shearer who retired from England duty because he was playing too much football?

He’s starting for Man City tonight.

If the players need any more motivation tonight then they should be reminded that we’re the only club in England still in the hunt for the quadruple.

‘Sorry boss, I can’t make the Christmas party, some fat cunt pigeon has landed on my fence so I’m spending all afternoon taking the piss out of it’.

‘C’mon Uncal Mick, it’s my turn to wear the Lonsdales’ ’What have I told you, Basic Mick? Call me Dad’

Apparently these groups of cunts have dubbed themselves ‘The Five Families’.

Have they got away with it? They're stuck with a lot of overpaid shite on long eight year deals. It's great if the player is a success but if they're failures, as most of them have been, then it's a millstone round their neck.

I’m in something called the Leazes stand. I know he was a half decent poster on football matters and knew plenty about the club but it seems a bit much to have named a stand after him.

Yeah, the reason we structured the deal like that was obviously because we were at the limits of FFP which would indicate that there’s very little to spend in January unless we get extra CL revenue that we hadn’t budgeted for.

You finally found goods in at the goods yard?

Hall was signed in the current financial year.

The European Research Group is full of cunts who hate Europe so the Northern Research Group is full of…

I think qualifying from our CL group is worth about €10m so that will have a big bearing on what we’re able to do in January.

Yes.

You're 0 for 3 in your last efforts so maybe best that you just don't bother.

I don’t know what the permeations are but I think as long as all the English clubs don’t do disastrously then the PL gets the extra spot.

Top five are likely to get CL.

Fucking Tripper again. Get the man off and give him a rest.

Almiron needs to be scoring those!

Aye but I guarantee you that if he doesn’t do that then he doesn’t get the free kick.