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I noticed last night that Roeder had his arm around him while giving him instructions before he came on, though I don't know if we can read into that too much as a way of judging their relationship.

Just be sure to let us know when you'll be back before the obituaries start rolling in.

FYP

Not until Shepherd offers City £5m compensation, despite the fact that Pearce's contract stipulates that he can leave for nothing.

Isn't Bates worth a fair bit himself? Why isn't he putting his own money in?

What attacking coach? Our coaching team consists of two ex-defenders and two ex-midfielders.

6 quid off. They should be sending them out free with ST renewals, one way to encourage people of renew.

If you want evidence of the way the media twist it listen to his interview on the BBC website, he spend the first 75 seconds talking about Newcastle and his comeback and the last ten talking about England but the media will only pick up on those last ten seconds, they'll distort everything.

Yup.

... I'm not entirely sure what I did to justify that kind of post, to be fair. I just thought it was an interesting thing to think about, and then I ended up spending a weekend with a friend rather than coming home at any point. Oh right, so you start a thread about suicide notes, make no other contribution to it then don't post for two days. Coincidence my arse. Luke, you really are taking this far too seriously I haven't abused him for a couple of days so that might have something to do with it, but my point still stands. You didn't notice the light-heartedness of the first post then? Howay, both you and Ewerk are being daft imo. Eh? I defended the lad against Luke's wrath, it's only his insane website I have a problem with.

The ones in bold refer to England, the rest is about the game last night and his injury. No doubt he was asked questions about our performance but the media were selective in cutting those out, the national media only care about England as it sells more papers than stories about Newcastle so naturally they're going to print Owen for England stories, it's not his fault.

Then blame the media, not Owen.

I don't suppose anyone has a screen cap of that shot of the bench with just under 20 mins to go? One nil down and Roeder is sitting there looking utterly perplexed and Pearson is lying back looking like he's trying to get 40 winks, it really summed up our in game management to me.

If we lose our next 2 games we could conceivably finish as low as 15th, that would be bound to make the Fat Man reach for the big red button.

If you saw it it would explain people's frustrations tonight. That and when I thought I'd lost Twatrokles I realised I would miss abusing him so I want to get as much into today as possible.

Who says I didn't want us to win? I said I wouldn't mind losing if it meant Roeder went.

Apart from Fiddy the rest of the cast sounds well suited.

I'll be sure to add that one. They're all real quotes. It's not meant to be taken quite so seriously. Just look at your opening page, I mean look at it, there's a picture of you trying your hardest to look like a human penis combined with a quote you obviously made up about yourself. You should be ashamed of yourself that you're cluttering up the internet with that sort of shite, you're a fucking disgrace. (Probably slightly ott tbh.) What is with everyone tonight?! Why the vitriol? Did you not see the game?

I can only guess that Happy Face is delerious.

Aye, he'll probably sign him to play left back.

I'll be sure to add that one. They're all real quotes. It's not meant to be taken quite so seriously. Just look at your opening page, I mean look at it, there's a picture of you trying your hardest to look like a human penis combined with a quote you obviously made up about yourself. You should be ashamed of yourself that you're cluttering up the internet with that sort of shite, you're a fucking disgrace. (Probably slightly ott tbh.)

If they're real quotes then you know some really fucked up people.

Harsh Aye tbf I wasn't aware that we had to make the board aware if we weren't going to be posting for a couple of days in order to prevent mass hysteria from breaking out.

I loved the Sky commentary "We know Dyer's been captain once before but we can't remember when?" He was captain for about four seconds against Boro before he flung the armband of the floor. That's the only one I remember. Exactly, Solano, Owen or even Taylor among others would've been a lot more deserving than that prick.

And did my eyes deceive me or did Dyer start as captain?