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Unbefuckinglievable, we could have off-loaded him in Jan with a view to a permanent move but they didn't want to pay all his wages and I'd bet that this time round they're not offering to pay any more than they were previously. The only difference now is that he'll be a year closer to the end of his contract by the time PSV have to decide whether they want to keep him.

Aye, we wouldn't want his son taking any of Kenny's business now would we?

Blazer? where the fuck did you go to school? Hogwarts? Why? What did you wear to school? I though blazers were pretty much standard? They are over here.

So you think Owen/Martins is good? FMP

I know it was only one game but the performance against Reading did nothing to change my opinion that using two midgets up front isn't a good idea. Certainly if Fat Sam takes over he'll more than likely want an aerial presence up top and £15m would go a long way to getting a player who fits the bill.

I didn't realise that your Italian lip reading skills were that well honed.

Aye that's the one, as you say different colours became visible depending on which way the light was shining on it. Then some bastard robbed it out of my blazer in school, wasn't best pleased.

I thought he just hit him with a punch but it sounds like he gave him a right good kicking.

Probably got it in 99, wasn't the worst looking phone at the time compared to some of the other pieces of shit that were aound then.

A little less conversation, a little more action.

Footballers are obvious targets as they're going to have expensive stuff lying around and the burglars know when they're not going to be home. Though not as clever as a burglary here in N. Ireland recently. The burglars created a bomb hoax so all houses in the area were evacuated for 5 hours, meanwhile the burglars ran from house to house unimpeded, quite ingenious really.

To be fair though with so many paedos, bullies and just general wanker charvs kicking about these days it can be understandable why some parents would rather take them to school. Tbf bullies have always been around, paedos are a long shot and there's no chance the charvs will be out of their bed before 9 unless they're up in court.

The fact that she's saying that leads me to believe that she's not even a kid who could get away with such mongish behaviour.

Because my dad is an undertaker and had to be contactable at all times he bought a car phone sometime in the 80's which was about the size of two laptops sitting on top of each other with a six foot aerial sitting on top of the car, peak of technology at the time.

Aye I had to walk to the bus every morning whether it be rain, hail or snow whereas my lazy twat of a brother gets left down every single day, a bit of exercise wouldn't do most of the fat bastards any harm.

His successful spells at Limerick, Blackpool and Notts County don't count at all then?

It was a cigar in the eye actually though I agree with what you say, there's a big difference between being passionate and just being a violent thug.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/6614347.stm

Interesting to see that Parker, Given and N'Zogbia, who would have been many people's top 3 players of last season, are nowhere in the running this season.

Chelsea's dreams of winning the league and the CL dashed in the space of 4 days, classic.

Unless Gemmill has put a pick axe through one of their heads then they probably hate them a bit more.

The Bartons hate the blacks even more than Gemmill.

Eh? Maximum points? Whether it's the cup or league, I've given them 3 for a win and 1 for a draw. Roeder has now played 72, that's potentially 216 points He's won 33 and drawn 16 so he's achieved 115 points 115/216 = 0.5324 So he's now on 53.2% You can't include Cup games, the standard of teams we've played in the Intertoto and UEFA Cup are nowhere near the quality we played in the CL thus distorting the results.

Surprise surprise, the lad is a prick, this is bound to mean he's on his way out of City now.

Funnier the first time round.