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I know what you mean, but you can get rid of him in a few easy steps. 1. Arrange it so you're drinking with him this weekend. 2. Proceed to get pissed, or at least appear to be. 3. Let "slip" to him in a bravado fashion that you were playing away on a certain night during the week (make sure you specify the night and it is a night you were with your girlfriend). 4. Wait for him to tell your girlfriend that you have been unfaithful. 5. Wait for your girlfriend to realise that you were with her that evening and think that he is lying in order to break you up (if she doesn't make this connection then point it out to her. 6. Demand that she never speak to him ever again. Hey presto he's a slimy lying stalker and you're the victim, everyone's a winner! (apart from him obviously.)

David Seaman? 114990[/snapback] Safe hands? tbh 115043[/snapback] Though why has she already carrying a pair of crutches?

loving the signature ewerk 114904[/snapback] Thank you kindly

What's wrong with here like? Eh? 114902[/snapback] Just slightly off topic

But he would definetly bring Robert back! OMG!!!one

Mmmmmm He started young anyway.

He's played loads of games though, especially this season. 114733[/snapback] This season, 20 starts, 6 goals. Not the worst record I've seen...certainly not bad enough to warrant a lot of the stick he gets. 114743[/snapback] 23 starts, 6 sub appearances and 6 goals, whatever way you look at it its just not good enough.

I went to Slane a couple of years ago to see U2 and my mate was dying for a piss but the toilets were a trek away so he thought it would be discreet to piss up against a fence, of course it was a wire fence packed with U2 fans on the other side who were so into the gig they didn't notice their jeans becoming ever more damp.

It is nearly impossible to piss straight after sex, even worse after a night on the lash and you "forget" to clean it up and the girlfriend goes to use the toilet after you, really ruins the cuddling.

Fair enough, only if I see a picture of said knockers though. 114227[/snapback] You sure you still want to see them?

This is the woman who felt her time would be well spent protesting outside cinemas at the lack of apostrophes in the title of the film Two Weeks Notice, as long as it keeps her out of football stadiums.

Piss water tbf. 113187[/snapback] seconded tbh 113188[/snapback] Never drink anything the southern Irish refuse to. In Ireland Harp is only popular with wannabe provo nordies. BTW liking the sig.

Piss water tbf.

Anyone else picture HTT as Robert De Niro's character in The King of Comedy? Sitting in his mother's basement interviewing himself before kidnapping FS and not releasing him until Hitzfeld has been appointed?

KitKat Crescent - York City

Working for me, though a password is now required to enter.

He was right, he was right, Roy Keane is right about everything! 112894[/snapback] He's a gentleman. He's a class act. He's a rebel. And he stands up to bullies.

Does Dalglish count or does it have to be as a player?

I'll be happy as long as its not a loan deal, if it is then it should only take them about 5 mins to realise what a heap of shite he is and send him back to us. Anything over £4m would be a bonus.

Bollocks, when he joined we were challenging for the league and looking like becoming a top team, had we been in our current situation he would not have joined up, he thought he was going to win trophies as did we, that is why he joined us.

Gullit was wrong to want to get rid of him, look at how SBR rejuvenated him, you can't say Shearer wasn't an asset in SBR's first couple of seasons. However Shearer should've retired two years ago, yes we would've missed him but it would've forced the board to solve the problem of replacing him. Overall Shearer deserved a trophy more than any other player in recent NUFC history.

To be fair they probably get 100's of this type of prediction for every game, someone had to strike it lucky at some stage.

The terms and conditions are probably legal unless they're not allowed in the Unfair Contract Terms Act 1977 but chances are that they're fairly reasonable so I don't think you have any defence.

Patchy? Thats one word for it, absolutely terrible would be another way of describing it. You can only put so much of it down to personal problems, at the end of the day it doesn't cause someone to forget the basics of how to play football. I did hope he would come good but that has now been exhausted and I've resigned myself to the fact that we've been had.

According to NO O'Neill has met Barwick today.