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I read this and assumed you were talking about Miranda. My interest was certainly piqued.

That’s Gemmill’s Christmas present sorted then.

Nah, lights and TV on. The cunts.

Aye that's the basis we were operating on last night but there were still a load of time wasting cunts with pumpkins out and the lights on that didn't answer the door.

They've been warned.

Good to see Australia tackling the pressing issues of our time.

If it makes you feel any better you'd have lost the house in the divorce anyway.

It depends what you class as an ordinary business. Small businesses like my own get £5000 to offset against National Insurance contributions and to protect businesses like mine the government have increased this to £10,500 to offset the additional contributions. So the increase in NIC is only going to really affect medium and large businesses who are better placed to absorb it. And we're talking about an increase of 1.2% here. If your business can't afford that then you're probably not going to survive anyway.

Willock’s finishing.

Longstaff managing to cross the ball from one side of the pitch to the other with no one near it and putting it out of play.

TWO!!!!!

Another way of looking at it is we got the chance by pressing in numbers high up the pitch.

Isak!!!

Fucking hell, Joe.

We’ll go 3-0 up by twenty minutes only to be beat 4-3 after HMHM jacks in the job at HT.

Thanks Jeff, please don’t forget to keep me updated on all the other games I’m not interested in.

By the sounds of it they could make their money back on a massive bloody cunt in Wideopen.

How the fuck am I supposed to buy tickets if it’s sold out?

We are talking about sweetheart deals with VERY friendly customers. Negotiations on bonuses and get out clauses shouldn’t be a problem.

Why not? What’s the worst that could happen?

I just made three suggestions. So it looks like you’re neither an ideas man nor a details man.

I can’t see where they go with that squad. It’s packed full of overpaid shite they paid far too much money for and the kicker is that they gave they didn’t really want another £200m to blow just months ago so now they’re really constrained by PSR.

Why is it unsurprising that the Ford Fiesta driver lacks imagination?

I’m inclined to agree with you, as the saying goes: ‘shy bairns get nowt’. I’m frustrated that we’ve done everything by the book. Where’s the training kit sponsor? Where’s the training ground sponsor? Where’s the official tampon supplier to the men’s team? We’ve taken a lot of flak for being owned by a bunch of murderous oil loving cunts without seeing the full benefit of it. If they’re okay with cutting up journalists with a bone saw then I reckon they wouldn’t be too upset with some PL aggro. It’s up to the people at SJP to push that.

I listened to my first episode of that pod today and I definitely think he’s grasping at straws regarding his dismissal of Trump’s chances of winning. He does come across pretty well but he confuses the fuck out of me. He went from Obama, to Hilary, to not Trump, to Trump and then to never Trump. I’m beginning to think that the billionaire investment banker maybe isn’t a man of fine morals.