Jimbo

May I be the first to say "who ?"

CloneDVD is the daddy though.

DVD Shrink 3.2 should decrypt most encrypted dvds, anything it can't handle you'll need AnyDVD, DVDshrink isn't being developed anymore to my knowledge.

The Winehouse diet ?

Speech was written by this lad: Jon Favreau, he's come a long way since directing Iron-Man http://www.newsweek.com/id/84756

Jamie McClen's agent is waiting by the phone.

Kaka rejects city move, SSN and BBC both running with the story.

Although I've always believed that regardless of ownership, the club belongs to the fans, but the more this sorry situation continues, the less I am finding myself identifying with the club, and that goes for the manager, coaches and the players, it suddenly feels different, and quite wrong.

Farmhouse from cult film for sale A remote Cumbrian farmhouse, made famous in the 1986 film Withnail and I, is to be sold at auction. Isolated Sleddale Hall near Shap, will be put up for sale by water giant, United Utilities, with a starting price of £145,000. The ramshackle building, known as Uncle Monty's Cottage in the cult movie, still contains many of the original features used during filming. It will come under the hammer with Savills on 16 February. The farmhouse has been unoccupied for many years and is only accessible via a dirt track, it is almost two miles from the nearest public road. Family home It was originally acquired by the Manchester Corporation in the 1920s, which eventually became part of North West Water and then United Utilities. United Utilities senior land agent, Edward Holt, said: "Sleddale Hall is in one of the quietest parts of the Lake District. "I hope it is bought by someone who can restore it. It would make a lovely family home." It has long been an interest for fans of the film Withnail and I, which starred Richard E Grant and Paul McGann. The film tells the story of two out of work actors in the 1960s who venture to the Lakes to escape London only to find themselves hilariously ill-equipped for the bleak conditions they encounter.

I'm going to get a remote, I store lots of video downloads on my PS3 and using the game controller is a balls ache.

I bet she's been cocked more times than Davey Crocket's rifle.

Mine threw a hissy-fit the other week, I left it overnight disconnected from the mains and it was fine in the morning, but I have had a hard-drive fuck up on my SKY+, although I fixed this by replacing it, a good move as I slapped in a 250gig drive which gives me 125 hours of recording instead of 40 !

Newcastle United announce the signing of new match-day announcers:

I'd guess no-one would come in and Wise would get it by default. Exactly.

1-1 FT We drop a place and Spurds are out of the drop zone on goal difference

1-1

Spurds 0 - 1 Portsmouth

On the BBC league predictor I had us finish on 39 points, I think that will be enough.

I loved In Bruges

JOE Kinnear revealed Jonas Gutierrez was the latest Newcastle United player affected by the club's mounting injury problems. A hamstring problem meant the Argentinian international could only start from the bench for the 3-0 defeat at Blackburn Rovers, with the Toon gaffer later admitting he currently has little alternative but to ask players to soldier on through the pain barrier when ideally they would be able to rest on the sidelines. Kinnear said: "I know the fans like to see certain players but the truth is we were lucky to have Spiderman on the bench today as he's another one who has been carrying a bit of a knock. "That's the position we are in. I had lads on the bench who aren't 100% fit but I had to have them there because we are so crippled with injuries right now."

I hope her minge has aged better than her tits.

This tbh.