Jimbo

We've all had that feeling this season.

agreed.

Hull are probably thinking exactly the same thing.

Sunderland Vs Bolton

Uninstall and put 2003 back on.

Dennis Wise's fragile hold on his position as part of the Newcastle United hierarchy is close to breaking point. With Joe Kinnear's role extended from interim boss on a monthly deal to manager until the end of the season, as first revealed in Sportsmail five weeks ago, Wise, the executive director (football), looks likely to go in the near future. The irony will not be lost on Kevin Keegan, who quit in September claiming he had little control over team affairs, a responsibility that at the time was shared by Wise and chief scout Tony Jimenez. Multi-millionaire property dealer Jimenez left shortly after owner Mike Ashley and chairman Derek Llambias failed to turn up for a meeting with prospective Arab buyers which Jimenez had arranged in Dubai. With no other potential purchasers on the horizon, Ashley will stay in control for the foreseeable future.

Bloody Hell,its a bit abbatoir! Good mind. Its one of my favourite films, the last hour of it is just fantastic.

I can't believe people are being reeled in by this WUM.

Sorry darling, I'm not sure what kind of women you are used to but I'm far too classy to plaster images of myself across the internet. I much prefer to give my "all" to the extremely lucky gentleman in person. Honest though I am who I say I am. 5' 3" brunette size8 32DD and none of that is SMO tongue-in-cheek stylee. Guides honour. I've just cum this is a joke DannyB Amateur

If Bassong can oust Taylor from the starting XI after today's performance, that might be as important as the result.

But Martins went off in a strop *ad nauseam*

Phil Thompson is wanking over Bassong on SKY, he's probably got a picture of Gerrard on his lap.

1-4 Bolton Keano out lol

1-3 Bolton

I hope you havent paid for that I did but it was before it all went wrong.

Fucking live commentary on .cock isn't working, Ashley you bastard !

TEAMS MFC: Ross Turnbull, Justin Hoyte, Andrew Taylor, David Wheater, Emanuel Pogatetz, Jeremie Aliadiere, Julio Arca, Didier Digard, Stewart Downing, Tuncay Sunli, Alfonso Alves Subs: Adam Johnson, Marvin Emnes, Mido, Jonathan Grounds, Seb Hines, Josh Walker, Brad Jones NUFC: Shay Given, Habib Beye, Jose Enrique, Sebastien Bassong, Fabricio Coloccini, Nicky Butt, Danny Guthrie, Jonas Gutierrez, Charles N'Zogbia, Oba Martins, Michael Owen © Subs: Steve Harper, Claudio Cacapa, Steven Taylor, Mark Viduka, David Edgar, Andy Carroll, Geremi Referee: Alan Wiley

So you work for birds eye in lowestoft then, sorry if i have blown your cover! I worked for birds eye a couple suumers ago, i was a pea harvest co-ordinator. I can honestly say it was the easiest yet most boring job i have ever known! I have a friend working there at the moment in the R&D building. You've not blown my cover, my description was hardly cryptic ! I used to do the engineering cover for the Pea season when I was an apprentice, like you say, easy money, most night shifts were spent asleep, who's your mate in R & D ?

THE firm that text racist jokes to a Muslim is under fire again – for a vile jibe about footie pundit Mark Lawrenson. A daft punter asked 118 118’s “Ask Us Anything” utility if Match Of The Day’s Lawro was gay. They received the reply: “Mark Lawrenson is married and regularly takes it up the a***. thx!” A 118 188 staff member spotted the slur on a log sheet. He said: “We laugh at some questions we see but this is beyond a joke. You can’t send things like this.” Ex-Liverpool legend and BBC star Lawro, 51, is married to second wife Susie and has a son and daughter, aged eight and five.

I suppose you take one look at the applicants postcode and if it isn't to your approval their application goes no further.

Electrical Engineer for a well known Waffle, Fish Finger and Frozen Pea manufacturer, specialising in industrial robotics.

I've made a Toontastic.net club if anyone wants a look.

I just got an invite through the PSN, it looks promising, a great way of interacting with other users.

Michael Owen has taken the first steps in preparation for a life after playing, the England striker beginning his coaching qualifications at Newcastle United. While Owen has yet to decide whether to pursue a career in management once he hangs up his boots, at almost 29 the days when he could be regarded as the boy wonder of the Barclays Premier League are no more. Scoring goals for club and country remain Owen's priority, but beyond that there are options to consider. Those supporters dismayed by Newcastle's failure to follow through on contract negotiations with their record signing - with his present deal expiring at the end of the season, he is entitled to talk to other clubs in January - will be heartened by the thought of him utilising his spare time to pass on his experience. Owen, along with the likes of Shay Given and Steve Harper, has been putting on sessions for Newcastle's 16 and 17-year-old players, staying behind after his own training ends to engage with the younger element. Considering that the forward has amassed 89 caps, scoring 40 goals in the process, has played in World Cups and represented Liverpool and Real Madrid, that process is valuable. It has long been assumed that Owen, who owns Manor House Stables in Cheshire, would translate his interest in horse racing into a full-time occupation in later life. Yet football is his first passion and as a reflection of that he is on the lower rungs of a learning ladder that is now unavoidable for coaches and managers. Related Links * Contract talks add to Newcastle uncertainty * Ashley stuck with Newcastle for now The FA and the League Managers Association are encouraging players to follow Owen's example as early as possible, as the route to qualification is a time-consuming one. Professionals usually begin that journey at coaching level 2, studying for their Uefa B and A badges before ultimately earning their Uefa Pro-Licence, a necessity for those who wish to work in elite European leagues. As Owen will doubtless discover, management is not a straightforward proposition. Joe Kinnear, the interim manager at St James' Park, has been charged by the FA with improper conduct after making disparaging comments about a referee. Kinnear referred to Martin Atkinson as “Mickey Mouse” after Newcastle's defeat away to Fulham on November 9. He has until December 12 to respond to the charge. Kinnear has reassured Shola Ameobi that he will not be cast aside after Owen's return to the side and Mark Viduka's recovery from a long-term injury. Ameobi came close to leaving the club last summer but has returned to the team under Kinnear - scoring three times - until being omitted for the goalless draw away to Chelsea last weekend, in which Owen and Obafemi Martins started. “It was a difficult decision for me to make because both Shola and Obafemi had been scoring goals for us,” Kinnear said. “But when I took Shola to one side on Saturday morning in a little one-to-one chat and told him he was on the bench, he could not have taken it better. Obviously he was disappointed, but he told me he understood my decision and that he was part of the squad and that it was the team which mattered most.” Steven Taylor, the defender, who has been suffering from a groin injury, is likely to be on the substitutes' bench away to Middlesbrough tomorrow.