Jimbo

the pointing on that crazy-paving needs looking at.

We've all had that feeling this season.

agreed.

Hull are probably thinking exactly the same thing.

Sunderland Vs Bolton

Uninstall and put 2003 back on.

Dennis Wise's fragile hold on his position as part of the Newcastle United hierarchy is close to breaking point. With Joe Kinnear's role extended from interim boss on a monthly deal to manager until the end of the season, as first revealed in Sportsmail five weeks ago, Wise, the executive director (football), looks likely to go in the near future. The irony will not be lost on Kevin Keegan, who quit in September claiming he had little control over team affairs, a responsibility that at the time was shared by Wise and chief scout Tony Jimenez. Multi-millionaire property dealer Jimenez left shortly after owner Mike Ashley and chairman Derek Llambias failed to turn up for a meeting with prospective Arab buyers which Jimenez had arranged in Dubai. With no other potential purchasers on the horizon, Ashley will stay in control for the foreseeable future.

Bloody Hell,its a bit abbatoir! Good mind. Its one of my favourite films, the last hour of it is just fantastic.

I can't believe people are being reeled in by this WUM.

Sorry darling, I'm not sure what kind of women you are used to but I'm far too classy to plaster images of myself across the internet. I much prefer to give my "all" to the extremely lucky gentleman in person. Honest though I am who I say I am. 5' 3" brunette size8 32DD and none of that is SMO tongue-in-cheek stylee. Guides honour. I've just cum this is a joke DannyB Amateur

If Bassong can oust Taylor from the starting XI after today's performance, that might be as important as the result.

But Martins went off in a strop *ad nauseam*

Phil Thompson is wanking over Bassong on SKY, he's probably got a picture of Gerrard on his lap.

1-4 Bolton Keano out lol

1-3 Bolton

I hope you havent paid for that I did but it was before it all went wrong.

Fucking live commentary on .cock isn't working, Ashley you bastard !

TEAMS MFC: Ross Turnbull, Justin Hoyte, Andrew Taylor, David Wheater, Emanuel Pogatetz, Jeremie Aliadiere, Julio Arca, Didier Digard, Stewart Downing, Tuncay Sunli, Alfonso Alves Subs: Adam Johnson, Marvin Emnes, Mido, Jonathan Grounds, Seb Hines, Josh Walker, Brad Jones NUFC: Shay Given, Habib Beye, Jose Enrique, Sebastien Bassong, Fabricio Coloccini, Nicky Butt, Danny Guthrie, Jonas Gutierrez, Charles N'Zogbia, Oba Martins, Michael Owen © Subs: Steve Harper, Claudio Cacapa, Steven Taylor, Mark Viduka, David Edgar, Andy Carroll, Geremi Referee: Alan Wiley

So you work for birds eye in lowestoft then, sorry if i have blown your cover! I worked for birds eye a couple suumers ago, i was a pea harvest co-ordinator. I can honestly say it was the easiest yet most boring job i have ever known! I have a friend working there at the moment in the R&D building. You've not blown my cover, my description was hardly cryptic ! I used to do the engineering cover for the Pea season when I was an apprentice, like you say, easy money, most night shifts were spent asleep, who's your mate in R & D ?

THE firm that text racist jokes to a Muslim is under fire again – for a vile jibe about footie pundit Mark Lawrenson. A daft punter asked 118 118’s “Ask Us Anything” utility if Match Of The Day’s Lawro was gay. They received the reply: “Mark Lawrenson is married and regularly takes it up the a***. thx!” A 118 188 staff member spotted the slur on a log sheet. He said: “We laugh at some questions we see but this is beyond a joke. You can’t send things like this.” Ex-Liverpool legend and BBC star Lawro, 51, is married to second wife Susie and has a son and daughter, aged eight and five.

I suppose you take one look at the applicants postcode and if it isn't to your approval their application goes no further.

Electrical Engineer for a well known Waffle, Fish Finger and Frozen Pea manufacturer, specialising in industrial robotics.

I've made a Toontastic.net club if anyone wants a look.

I just got an invite through the PSN, it looks promising, a great way of interacting with other users.